#1
Ok, it's a friday morning, you wake up to people running around screaming that it's the end of the world.


What is your first and last reaction?
#5
Id laugh and put on accelerator by primal scream full blast on the nearest sound system.
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#6
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rape

I don't think rape would be necessary. I'd assume every virgins' idea would be to have sex before they die...so...
#7
Has fap already been taken?
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#8
It's Wednesday at 2:47 AM and I'm in the pit. No sign of the apocalypse here, please move along now.
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#9
i'd So Totally Reign In Blood
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#10
go back to bed.
In an interstellar burst! I am back to save the universe...
#12
1. Steal sports car
2. Build massive ramp on the edge of a local canyon
3. Ride off ramp in an attempt to cross the canyon
4. ????
5. PROFIT!!
#13
get up. Ask a dude fir pot. Then have sex wit hmy girlfriend. The n find out its not the end of the orld. then go fap, and sex again
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#14
I would open my cache of epic weaponry,
bring out the chain gun, bear mace, rocket launcher, and flamethrower and go to work
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#15
first reaction: I am awesome.
last reaction: I am awesome.
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#18
I'd get naked and start drinking. If it is the end of the world, I'd go out with drunken style. It it isn't, hell I just had a great friday.
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#19
Get a cricket bat and do it Shaun of the Dead style
Even if it wasn't the last day on earth id get major street cred


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#20
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1. Steal sports car
2. Build massive ramp on the edge of a local canyon
3. Ride off ramp in an attempt to cross the canyon
4. ????
5. PROFIT!!

yes +12037562945628793893465
#21
I'd probably just go on UG. Maybe get my guitar. Take my guitar to my chariot. Ride into the fire clenching my guitar into the air screaming Highway to Hell at the top of my lungs, wielding a chainsaw in the older hand and ****ing thy neighbour down the front.
#22
I would raise my left eyebrow. Look around for a minute in a strange manner without rotating my neck. And then . And then go back to bed.
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#25
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I would raise my left eyebrow. Look around for a minute in a strange manner without rotating my neck. And then . And then go back to bed.


Ahh, the old Shifty left look-around


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"Billy eat your broccolli!"

"Screw you mom!" *raises arms*

PHEAR MA TURRETS!!
#26
First reaction: Oh shut UP, I was sleeping.
Second reaction: Hoooold on..........end of world........*thinks so hard you can hear the cogs turning*
Third reaction: OOOOHH S***
#27
Uh, no one would be close to my house, I live in the middle of nowhere. I'd probably sleep through it.
#28
turn on cnn?

Edit:Get a bottle of jack
12 pack of beer
as much weed as i can
call a couple of friends over (ladies too)
and ride this thing out
#30
I would be very excited and probably partake in intercourse with as many children who have yet to be visited by the puberty bunny (unwillingly on their part of course). Then I would probably realize that this is too good to be true, and I don't believe that people will be running around and screaming in the last minutes of the world.
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#31
I'd wake up. Take my breakfast (and cook 8 packs of bacon. We're going to die, who cares about fat), open every windows in my house, blast "Apocalypse Please" by Muse. I'd try to bone my neighbour (she's 19 and HOT), then, I'd drink myself to sleep and I'd die peacefully drunk.
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#32
eat some cereal
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#33
run around screaming that its the end of the world
We walked into the night

Am I to bid you farewell?


Why can't you see that I try
When every tear I shed


Is for you?
#34
I open all the windows don my trans-siberian orchestra t shirt turn my mesa boogie to 11 and play duncan hills jingle.
#35
after i ate some cereal, if i had enough time, i'd probably eat some noodles............ or... you know...... have sex with my guitar..... figuratively speaking of course......
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