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Im back home at my parent's house on vacation and to keep myself busy i brought my Epiphone les paul. I put it down on a couch and went to grab my amp and when i came back my little sister dropped a fuking golf club on it!!!!! Now theres a fukin dent in it (between the neck and the rhythm/treble switch) Its not very big - maybe as big as a dime - but its still pissing me off. I dont want it to eventually chip off or get worse so is there anything i can even do?
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#2
hit your sister with the golf club
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#4
that would just make me feel better. Not fix it
And shes........ 6..... i think......
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Rape her.

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......what? Did you even read it? its not like i really hate golf......
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#10
My brother took my bass and held it over his head trying to "keep it away from me." Being the morn that he was that day, he didn't notice the fan was on.... My headstock is all scratched up.
#11
i dont think she is..... i just gave her a good old head butt to the nose and shank to the jugular.
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#12
fap.
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#13
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fap.


ha. You fufill your quote (the pit gives sound advice)
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one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
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......what? Did you even read it? its not like i really hate golf......

Yes i did actually.

But i don't see what hte big deal is, i hate my epihpone les paul.


Unless you actually got a decent one, i just have a special
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1) golf does not suck. It is harder than many, many sports. it is not just a physical game, but mostly mental as well.

2) is there anything you can do about it? Loads of stuff. maybe come over to GB&C and check out some stickies. what i would do if i were you would be, just cover it up with black nailpolish, or whatever color guitar you have. if you need looks that bad. but believe me, your guitars will receive, much, much more damage than that. i'd just let it go if i were you, it's not like you have a broken neck for god sakes.

and don't break your sister's either, she's 6 your said? What do you expect from a little kid? Don't leave your **** lying around and it won't be damaged! It's not entirely her fault.

a little ding won't hurt your guitar playing skills. looks won't wow anyone.
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Yes i did actually.

But i don't see what hte big deal is, i hate my epihpone les paul.


Unless you actually got a decent one, i just have a special


i got the standard and its the ......... blue.... sunburst or whatver the h3ll people want to call it with "tiger" wood or whatver. (the horizontal stripes)
Somebody told me all this about MY guitar but i think they just made half of it up.
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one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
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i got the standard and its the ......... blue.... sunburst or whatver the h3ll people want to call it with "tiger" wood or whatver. (the horizontal stripes)
Somebody told me all this about MY guitar but i think they just made half of it up.


lol, 'Tiger wood'


i found it funny because the thread is also golf related LOL
Camilla Choads.
#19
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Oh i see, well, mine dents if i lick it.

not gonna even ask why you lick your guitar
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lol, 'Tiger wood'


i found it funny because the thread is also golf related LOL


...... that was very quick of you....... +1 i guess? ........ but - 20 FOR LOSING FOCUS!
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i like how no one takes a post seriously anymore. I know, I'm in the pit.
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lol, 'Tiger wood'


i found it funny because the thread is also golf related LOL

I didn't notice that,


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i like how no one takes a post seriously anymore. I know, I'm in the pit.



are you talking about your reply? I took that very seriously. it was the only reasonable answer here. You probably saved my sister.
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one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
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haha well then thank you sir, i wasn't sure if you noticed or not =]
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haha well then thank you sir, i wasn't sure if you noticed or not =]


oh i did. I dont know if you know this, but im not another one of the 12-15 year olds who get on here. By "back home on vacation" i mean back from college. Im going back in a little more than 2 weeks.
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one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
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well i'd give a serious answer cept can you clairefy the question was it about what you should do to fix the guitar or how to or not to kill your sister?
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well i'd give a serious answer cept can you clairefy the question was it about what you should do to fix the guitar or how to or not to kill your sister?


fix the guitar. Maybe some kinda of coating?
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OK, so now, for Christmas, I'd like the ability to have an erection again.



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one time i got up in the middle of the night to take a shit... and the toilet seat was warm....
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oh in that case i'm sure they have something like that at guitar center or somewhere maybe in accessorys.