#1
This was some random thing I wrote 2 years ago with an Irish song-style in mind:

Technology

Computers and technology
You’re so cool
While you do all our work
We can swim in our pools (Hey!)
But something’s not right
With you and your ways
You just turn all good men into
Lazy bums who waste their days (Hey!)

Hey, Mr. Technology
I think you owe us an apology
For corrupting life itself
By simply sitting on your shelf (Hey!)
Kids used to be strong and tall
But now they’re thin and small
And the unemployed used to have careers
But now they sit at home all year (Hey!)
So, Mr. Technology
Stop messing with psychology
Thanks to you, nothing’s well
Get out of my face
Get out of this place
We’ll see you in hell
HEY!

Now let me share a story
About a single man’s life
He’s tired of being alone
And looking for a wife (Hey!)
He’s fat and ugly
Afraid to go out and mingle
He just plays games on his computer
I’ve got a feeling he’ll always be single (Hey!)

Hey, Mr. Technology
I think you owe us an apology
For corrupting life itself
By simply sitting on your shelf (Hey!)
Kids used to be strong and tall
But now they’re thin and small
And the unemployed used to have careers
But now they sit at home all year (Hey!)
So, Mr. Technology
Stop messing with psychology
Thanks to you, nothing’s well
Get out of my face
Get out of this place
We’ll see you in hell
HEY!

I know a girl named Susan
She used to go outside and play
But she discovered a place called MySpace
And now she’s there all day (Hey!)
Instead of meeting friends
She sits at home alone
Staring at her reflection in the mirror
Taking pictures with her phone (Hey!)

Hey, Mr. Technology
I think you owe us an apology
For corrupting life itself
By simply sitting on your shelf (Hey!)
Kids used to be strong and tall
But now they’re thin and small
And the unemployed used to have careers
But now they sit at home all year (Hey!)
So, Mr. Technology
Stop messing with psychology
Thanks to you, nothing’s well
Get out of my face
Get out of this place
We’ll see you in hell
WE’LL SEE YOU IN HELL
HEY, HEY, HEY!