#1
So I went to the doctor's earlier today for an annual checkup or whatever, and towards the end, my hot (female) doctor said something like, "Would you like to get the hernia test out of the way? You'll have to get it eventually." (For those that don't know how a hernia test goes about, the doctor grabs your nads, asks you to turn to the left and cough [keep in mind, my doctor is hot].) My brain stops for a second, and the first thing that comes out of my mouth is, "That depends. Are you gonna be doing the hernia test?"

I immediately turned red. She gave me this look... It was terrible. I just left and didn't get the test. I told my mom about the incident, hoping for a laugh, and she thought I was joking at first, then she laughed for a moment, then got upset with me, then laughed again. I told my girlfriend and she thought it was hilarious.

Anyway, I just wanted to get that off my chest.
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I totally thought you were gonna say "She went to grab them.. and I popped this enormous boner". I was thoroughly disappointed.
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#11
Kosmic, you are my hero. Just because you had the nads to say that, she should've checked 'em for you.

You'd better sig that, bitch.
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The most embarrassing for me would be me giggling when my doctor was using the stethoscope and his hands were cold. I am very ticklish too so that made me giggle even more.
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#14
wow ...your gf thought it was hilarious!!! .... thats some girl you got there....
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I totally thought you were gonna say "She went to grab them.. and I popped this enormous boner". I was thoroughly disappointed.

+1, i cant stop laughing. hahahahahaha
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#17
haha

is there any way you could describe the face she made and/or show an accurate picture
(plus pics of your hot doctor would be appreciated as well)
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#18
it would have been great if she gave you the test and was like, "okay go ahead and cough" and as soon as you coughed you just blew a huge load all over the place. now THAT'S a story
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I totally thought you were gonna say "She went to grab them.. and I popped this cute little boner". I was thoroughly disappointed.


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Oh and when my doctor, old fat woman asked me while grabbing my sack if (when she saw the inside of my boxers), "Is that semen?"

I was like...
#21
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Kosmic, you are my hero. Just because you had the nads to say that, she should've checked 'em for you.

You'd better sig that, bitch.

Sigged.

I'm loving the responses in this thread.

Edit: So... Much... Siggable material...
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Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
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#23
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+1

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Oh and when my doctor, old fat woman asked me while grabbing my sack if (when she saw the inside of my boxers), "Is that semen?"

I was like...
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#25
it would have been better if you decided to go through with it, but she brought in some fat old dude to perform the test instead.
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#26
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it would have been better if you decided to go through with it, but she brought in some fat old dude to perform the test instead.

And he popped a big boner. :P
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#27
Is it wrong that I entered this thread after misreading the thread preview thinking it said "So I went to the doctors earlier today for my anal check up..." ...?

Anyway, good one TS. Reeeaaaaal fresh.
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