#4
What a stupid ****. I know this is a joke, but I still can't stand that stupid *****.
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#5
Oddly enough, I didn't have the urge to strangle her. I ... I smiled.


...


I need to take a walk.
#7
........


paris hilton deserves to DIIIIEEEEEEE
(in chop suey voice)
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#8
I stopped listening to her when I realized she's not that hot.

Also, I did crack a smile.
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#10
I wanted to puke when she said `loves it`, but hearing her talk smart was kind of a turn on
'never a victim,' the role model said,
bang-bang, the bad guy is dead,
always a rockstar on eMpty TV,
the lesson complete, now the child has needs.
#11
Wow, just when I thought I had finally heard the last **** to come out of her mouth

What will her campaign be, 'from blowjob video to president: the life of Paris Hilton"
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#12
Jesus Christ.
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#13
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Jesus Christ.


Even he won't be able to save us all.
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#14
Quote by bdfs05
........


paris hilton deserves to DIIIIEEEEEEE
(in chop suey voice)



Is it weird I tried to sing that?

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
#16
Hehehe McCain = fail.
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#18
It was obvious she was reading cue cards, and she probably only did it because she got paid and 'cos it'll get her on TV, but if she did it for genuine reasons of political interest then I am very impressed. It was wonderful hearing a coherent well structured sentence pass her lips instead of the usual bull**** that she babbles out. I'm happy that she did it though, because it may have an effect on some of her more politically uninterested fans and it may even convince a few people to get off their arse, turn off MTV, and vote.
#19
Quote by blynd_snyper
It was obvious she was reading cue cards, and she probably only did it because she got paid and 'cos it'll get her on TV, but if she did it for genuine reasons of political interest then I am very impressed. It was wonderful hearing a coherent well structured sentence pass her lips instead of the usual bull**** that she babbles out. I'm happy that she did it though, because it may have an effect on some of her more politically uninterested fans and it may even convince a few people to get off their arse, turn off MTV, and vote.

yeah, this basically sums up what i'm thinking.

even her annoying 'trendy' phrases and things seem to be read straight off a paper.

i was impressed with her reduced display of stupidity (though she did still show about 5x more stupidity than any other living organism would have in the given time frame. 'loves it'?), but i highly doubt she was personally responsible for the message or its content. i was pleased when she gave her solution for the energy crisis. i was just waiting for the lame punch line that thankfully didn't come.

so i would bet that she was simply approached with a fancy paycheck and a promise for attention and they had her sitting there trying to read off the cue cards for hundreds of takes before she finally got it right. however, i'd absolutely love to be wrong about her. what if that entire video was of her creation.......


...


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#21
Quote by blynd_snyper
It was obvious she was reading cue cards, and she probably only did it because she got paid and 'cos it'll get her on TV, but if she did it for genuine reasons of political interest then I am very impressed. It was wonderful hearing a coherent well structured sentence pass her lips instead of the usual bull**** that she babbles out. I'm happy that she did it though, because it may have an effect on some of her more politically uninterested fans and it may even convince a few people to get off their arse, turn off MTV, and vote.


I doubt it...Americans will never change!

I'd vote for her though just for the lulz.
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#24
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Oh man, I'd hit that. (not with a shovel).


Same here, dunno why all the internet folk say she's ugly (probably just following the crowd, being kewl and leet).
#26
the energy policy's flawed and she's wearing an ugly swimsuit, but she doesn't look too anorexic, so i'm happy for her.
#27
Quote by Abe Knuckleball
Same here, dunno why all the internet folk say she's ugly (probably just following the crowd, being kewl and leet).


Exactly what I think as well. Either that or too many square monitors ****ed them up.
#29
Quote by Abe Knuckleball
Same here, dunno why all the internet folk say she's ugly (probably just following the crowd, being kewl and leet).


Or maybe this is just you trying to establish yourself as separate and unique so you get credit among the PIt community.

She's ugly as sack of 3-week-old potatoes and her vagina is probably as wide open as said sack.
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#30
Hey.... I actually agree with her energy policy.....
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#32
She's just getting paid for this publicity stunt......she probably doesn't even vote!

It's just another Hollywood celebrity endorsement....
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#33
Shes to young to run for president. I also think that the six-teen million times shes got banged might cast a shadow over her presidency.
#34
Her policy is dumb...
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#35
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She's just getting paid for this publicity stunt......she probably doesn't even vote!

It's just another Hollywood celebrity endorsement....

Thank god! Hallelujah!
#37
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Or maybe this is just you trying to establish yourself as separate and unique so you get credit among the PIt community.

She's ugly as sack of 3-week-old potatoes and her vagina is probably as wide open as said sack.


I couldn't give a toss about being unique, I'm not a fat 13 year old goth girl with dandruff.
#38
Quote by Abe Knuckleball
I couldn't give a toss about being unique, I'm not a fat 13 year old goth girl with dandruff.


+1. She is the opposite of ugly.