#1
I came home from the midnight showing of Pineapple Express, and being drowsy and paying little attention to my surroundings, I sat on my bed...in a space occupied by a wasp. It fell down to the floor, and apparently my butt had weakened it to the point where it couldn't fly, but only crawl slowly...so I stepped on it and got revenge.

But it HURT like hell. And to make matters worse, my grandfather is allergic to wasps, so I pray to god I don't have this same trait.

#2
My dad did the same thing a couple of days ago.

Bright side: It goes away after a while.
Bad side: You die.


Good night!
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Last edited by Just Andrew at Aug 6, 2008,
#5
throw some vinegar or rubbing alcohol on it. if its too late and your suffocating on the floor, go to the hospital.
#7
That happened about 10 years ago to my Gran, she got the palm of her hand stung though
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#8
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throw some vinegar or rubbing alcohol on it. if its too late and your suffocating on the floor, go to the hospital.


I put alcohol on it already.

I should start typing my will just in case...
#9
Sorry 'bout it.
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'How do you not know? You're a Zen master!' exclaimed the samurai.
'Yes, but not a dead one,' Hakuin answered.
#10
Quote by Wasp
Sorry 'bout it.

what were you doin in his bed dude? That sucks you got the cheeks to the face though, i'd probably be pissed too.
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