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Fap
39 81%
Don't fap!
8 17%
Voters: 48.
#1
So I'm going out with this extremely hot girl tonight. She apparently thinks I'm really hot too.

I got this brilliant idea that I ain't going to fap today (and I didn't last night either) because I want to be maximally ready if I'm getting some tonight. So what do I do? Will it be worth it, or am I just risking blue balls here?


Now over to the cons: It's driving me crazy, and she's just a tad below the legal age, so I really just shouldn't get me some with her.


But still, is it worth it, or should I just fap away like normal?
#4
If you wax yor carrot 30 mins- 1 hr before banging some bi**, you'll last longer. True story.
#5
Fap is always the answer.

And if you fap now, you'll probably last longer when you're doing her later tonight or whenever.
At least thats how it works for me.
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#6
Em no, if u dont jack off - you'll be full up and when u actually get with her it'll be over in about 10 seconds and then she will laugh and taunt you.
#9
The question is not to fap or not to fap, the question is to troll or not to troll... and we all know what choice you made.
#11
Fap, dude. I speak from experience. Not only because you'll blow your load in 5 seconds if you don't, but also because you'll have an uncontrolable boner all night which will be incredibly hard to hide.
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#12
Fap is always the answer.
(atleast if you ask the pit)
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#13
fap like no tomorrow
u will blow in 10 seconds

unless ure drunk then u will never blow EVER
^^comes from experience
#14
Quote by cronik_desire
fap like no tomorrow
u will blow in 10 seconds

unless ure drunk then u will never blow EVER
^^comes from experience


Or if you eat that Japanese sushi hat's eel or something. I forget the name, but D.C. Benny does a stand-up routine about it.
#15
Quote by cronik_desire
unless ure drunk then u will never blow EVER
^^comes from experience

totally been there

also, do fap if you haven't already decided to.
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#16
Quote by cronik_desire
fap like no tomorrow
u will blow in 10 seconds

unless ure drunk then u will never blow EVER
^^comes from experience


+1

The girl laughed at me..

Also, fap.


#17
Dude, you were thinking about going to date a girl with loaded gun? Jeez man.