#1
Really, really sorry if there is a thread for this, I used the search bar quite a bit, couldn't find anything. I just felt a need to tell the pit this.

Maybe I've got a weak stomach, but a friend told me about the Offended page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, so I went there and checked it out. Got to the screwed up fetuses bit, then proceeded to vomit all over my sister's computer/keyboard/anything in like a 4 foot radius of me. Disgusting. I'm now cleaning it up.

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#4


Epic.
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#6
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Wow, I've been through the whole page. I never felt queasy or sick. I thought it was kind of lame.


wow u must be like some sort of notabletogetoffended dude or something how impressive
#7
i just made it through the whole thing.


i WAS hungry, but now i'm afraid to eat. lol
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#8
my brothers in the room so when i saw the first bad thing(not the pants, how were they bad? >.> <.< i clicked the cross

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Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

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#9
don't encourage people to visit a website with gore images, it's against the rules to link to/post images like that, and encouraging others to look at them/telling them where to look at them is just as bad.
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