#1
What's the best way of getting rid of scabs? It's hurting really bad mainly because it's on my...
uhm...

Happy place

Don't ask how it got there, because even I don't know. I think my gf gave a handjob with her nails or something getting in the way...
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#4
This is the exact reason I refuse to receive a handjob. If they're only going to do that, I'll do it myself.
#6
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This is the exact reason I refuse to receive a handjob. If they're only going to do that, I'll do it myself.


what about from other men? they know how to handle the equipment
#7
Quote by fretsonfire74
This is the exact reason I refuse to receive a handjob. If they're only going to do that, I'll do it myself.



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I have never been offered a handjob, hence why i am making this bitter statement

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#8
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Congratulations, you have aids!

srsly go to the doctor and get yourself checked out.
Why should I come down?
From here, I can see forever.
#9
Scabs get rid of themselves, just let it be for a while.
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#11
I can understand you might not want to talk to a doctor about this, because it's embarrassing. But you're alternative is to tell the entire internet?!? (This is The Pit don't forget, you come here to get lolled at, nothing else).
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thanks for the compliment man!
#12
Just leave them and after a few days it should heal. If you keep picking scabs it could scar and NOBODY wants that on their penis.
#14
Okay so I'll just leave it alone. It doesn't hurt when I get a boner, but if I pull or tug at it a little it hurts like hell. So no fapping for me for a while. how long till it goes away though?
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isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#16
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what about from other men? they know how to handle the equipment


LMFAO!
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#17
maybe a few weeks to a couple of months. depends on how deep they are.
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#19
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This is the exact reason I refuse to receive a handjob. If they're only going to do that, I'll do it myself.


Sup man and that was so ****ing funny. it's getting sigged!