My Parents are Awesome and My Friends are to (super awesome birthday!)

#1
Sooo, yesterday was my birthday and I turned the big 16. But i think sweet 16's are for pussies so I decided to chill with my friends and my new...um...gf? I don't know how to desribe it, it's complicated.

Anyway, I got this Ibanez


Which I've always wanted. And I got this kick ass Roland Amp (don't really know the specs so don't ask me, lol)

Then after that, my friends pulled their cash together and got me $120 for games since my 360 has been pretty much a table decorator for the last couple of months (don't ask what I did with the games).

Yesterday ROCKED!
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#3
Happy birthday

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#4
All Right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5
I ate a bag of popcorn yesterday
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#6
Dude, I know what you mean, my 16th was great, I got TONS of presents, and funnily enough, I got $120 all up from my friends too. (One of my friends gave me $50 in his card!)

Best birthday ever.

Hope you had a good one!
#7
Sounds pretty awesome.

However, this just makes me even more curious...

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don't ask what I did with the games!

So what did you do with the games?
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#10
Happy birthday!

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#12
Congrats man, I got you some victorian gentlemen.


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#13
congrats man,and nice to see the human side of the pit
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#14
Dude, what is it about 16's? I'm 17 now, and that was a cruddy b.day, but my 16th was awesome: a new guitar, new bass, new amp, and loads of other s**t.

anyway, congrats and happy b.day.
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#16
Spoiled brat. My friends/parents never got me jack shit, I worked my ass off for my guitar.
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#17
Yeah for my sixteenth i got a new guitar but my friends forgot. Today is my 17th and most of my friends remembered and im getting an ipod touch(i have to put in some cash though).
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#18
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Sounds pretty awesome.

However, this just makes me even more curious...


So what did you do with the games?


I broke them using a certain instrument of my body...

And then I thought about all the money that I had worked for and wasted in about 30 minutes, and felt reaally stupid.
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#19
16th birthday is always cool! The 17th sucks though. But the 18th 'should' be the best in your life. As Ive heard.

I'm 17, 18 next year.
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#20
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Spoiled brat. My friends/parents never got me jack shit, I worked my ass off for my guitar.


Why is there always one person who can never just live and let be? Honestly man, can't you just congratulate him on a happy birthday? Dick. Congratulations TS. I am happy for you.
Be cool.
#21
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I broke them using a certain instrument of my body...

And then I thought about all the money that I had worked for and wasted in about 30 minutes, and felt reaally stupid.



You used your penis?
Man that's f*ked up.
#22
i got a DOD envelope filter for my 16th birthday. But 17 was ****in awesome!!
parents and girlfriend suprised me at work and gave me a **** load pf presents. it was awesome, even though i was asleep when they got there =p
#23
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16th birthday is always cool! The 17th sucks though. But the 18th 'should' be the best in your life. As Ive heard.

I'm 17, 18 next year.

My 16th and 17th both sucked. I don't think i'll do anything for my 18th either.
#24
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Spoiled brat. My friends/parents never got me jack shit, I worked my ass off for my guitar.


A spoiled brat is a bitch that get's a Ferrari for her sweet 16 and bitches about it.

Stop being a dick.
#25
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Spoiled brat. My friends/parents never got me jack shit, I worked my ass off for my guitar.

I hear that.
Same here lol
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#26
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Spoiled brat. My friends/parents never got me jack shit, I worked my ass off for my guitar.


Aww there, there...
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#29
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Spoiled brat. My friends/parents never got me jack shit, I worked my ass off for my guitar.


Hmmm, Asshole?

EDIT: My 16th kinda sucked aswell.
#30
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My 16th and 17th both sucked. I don't think i'll do anything for my 18th either.

I find birthdays become less and less exciting past the age of 12.

I turned 19 last month, and it's now stopped being worth noticing. My 21st might be more noteworthy, but probably not.
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#31
Cool, my brithdays suck but I'm gonna give you something anyway.



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Spoiled brat. My friends/parents never got me jack shit, I worked my ass off for my guitar.


Maybe you should bond with ur parents and then theyll give u whatever the fvck u want