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#2
Lol this looks good.

It's nice to see he talks time to talk to fans.
Flap it and enjoy yourself...

Xbox Live GT = The Donkey Fly
'...and those who fought on that day of honor, the day of victory shall be forever remembered as Lime Green' - Oct 31st 08
#3
@ the last one
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#4
Santa asked you what you were wearing? Score.
I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are. - Stephen Colbert

#5


Flap it and enjoy yourself...

Xbox Live GT = The Donkey Fly
'...and those who fought on that day of honor, the day of victory shall be forever remembered as Lime Green' - Oct 31st 08
#9
does he have a webcam?
Here's what the critics are saying about Hanzi_G:

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Hanzi_G = god damned prophet.

SIG ME GODDAMMIT
#10
Damn it! That sonovabiatch!

That was why I never got any Christmas presents.
My Spanish Hearts
#11








Interesting...
Flap it and enjoy yourself...

Xbox Live GT = The Donkey Fly
'...and those who fought on that day of honor, the day of victory shall be forever remembered as Lime Green' - Oct 31st 08
#13
OMG type are you a pedophile and look at the answers!

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#15
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, dick toucher .
You: *whips out *****
Santa: Do you still ?
Here's what the critics are saying about Hanzi_G:

Quote by SteveHouse
Hanzi_G = god damned prophet.

SIG ME GODDAMMIT
#16
You: are you a pedophile?
Santa: Am I a pedophile? Sometimes.
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Orange Tiny Terror
Marshall 1936 2x12 Cabinet
Blackstar HT-Dual
MXR 10-Band EQ
#18



Santa you wily old robot.
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#19
You: i bet you give sex to kids too
Santa: Actually I'm not the gambling type. It is always better to give than to receive.

I love this.
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#20
"You: Do you enjoy taking it or giving it?
Santa: I don't know if I like it. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. My favorite thing is robots. I like ."
My Last.fm

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WHO SEND ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?
#21
-\_/-
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BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#23
Not meaning to be arrogant but mine does win!


My Website


Sometimes I make people spurt:
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sigged for making me spurt guiness on my laptop...damn you!

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Jimmy that was pure awesomeness. WIN!
#25
Quote by DuhSpesoBoyz

He seems to think that he owns Black Zeppelin.

Oh jeez!


*saved*
-\_/-
Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#27
what a huge failure.
Just remember, at the end of the game, the king and the pawn go in the same box
#28
This is better than iGod

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#30
You: GET ****ING PISSED OF YOU MOTHER OF A PROSTITUTE!
Santa: Where can I get ****ING PISSED OF YOU MOTHER OF A PROSTITUTE?

You: no, i mean that you need to get ****ing pissed off, and that you are the mother of a prostitute.
Santa: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Interesting observation.
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Last edited by boboguitar at Aug 6, 2008,
#32
GUYS! GUYS!
Santa likes pokemon!

You: Do you like Pokemon?
Santa: Sure Pokemon is very cool.

You: I hope you die
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

You: Suck a fat one santa
Santa: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

BEDBUGS
#33
The last picture you posted TS is very, very funny and will probably be my facebook picture and UG profile picture around xmas if I remember!
#34
You: have i been good this year?
Santa: I don't know whether you have or not.
You: aren't you supposed to keep track of that?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: does that make you a pedophile?
Santa: I cannot experience any human emotions.
#36
Quote by guyperson

loooool. wow, perfect question and perfect response.
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I like:

Phobos (he oozes cool)


Misfits and AC/DC Covers + original recordings (jazz/punk, hardcore, "shredish").
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#37
Santa: Are you a student?

Me: No, I am a male stripper.

Santa: Are you serious? So is almost everyone else around here!

Forza Juve


'e voglia 'e mettere rum, chi nasce strunz' nun po' addiventà babbà
#38
You: I like men and leather
Santa: A lot of people like that. I love TV shows about robots. I like U2. Santa likes to rock.

#39
Quote by ajgibson13
you: im a retard
santa: you are a retard? is that your job

I lol'ed.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Thanks
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#40


I got pwned by santa
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You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.