#2
Yeah but can he play it on expert?

Just kidding.
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#3
i lol'd
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#5
Eh. My favorite person is some random trainer we met at football who used to be a bodybuilder. He purposely hung himself once. He sleeps in caves for fun too at points. He also can hiss and make weird noises with his tendons. He also robbed a bank with a bow and arrow. He is permanently my favorite person.
#6
what the fuck
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#8
The comments are better than the video hahaha.
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Eh. My favorite person is some random trainer we met at football who used to be a bodybuilder. He purposely hung himself once. He sleeps in caves for fun too at points. He also can hiss and make weird noises with his tendons. He also robbed a bank with a bow and arrow. He is permanently my favorite person.


yeah... so it turns out that's quite a bit sweeter than the manualist
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#12
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Yeah but can he play it on expert?

Just kidding.

hahahah that was a good one
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Eh. My favorite person is some random trainer we met at football who used to be a bodybuilder. He purposely hung himself once. He sleeps in caves for fun too at points. He also can hiss and make weird noises with his tendons. He also robbed a bank with a bow and arrow. He is permanently my favorite person.

wow
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#18
When you were little, did you ever make that fart noise by putting your hand under your arms and bringing your arm up and down?

He's just doing that with his hands o_o.

He has a lesson on his page, somewhere.
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http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0KFY/is_6_23/ai_n14834172

He trained Troy Polamalu of the Steelers. That article will sound completely outlandish and ****ed up, but it's very true. I've seen him do a decent amount of the stuff and was in awe.



cuck norris wanted to train with him!!!!!

he must be god
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#21
Ahahah, the stairway to heaven one sounds so lame...

still kinda awesome though
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#23
His username is gunecologist
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#24
I just myspaced this ****.
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