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#1
Okay so heres my problem...

Yesterday evening my girlfriend took her birth control pill as regular at about 8 o'clock.
After that we got drunk for some stupid reason and when we went to sleep we had sex... We were drunk and everything was fine but and the next morning she threw up... about 12 hours after she took the pill.
Could it be possible that it wasn't effective and she got pregnant?!
That wouldnt be thaaat good...

Thanks guys!
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#3
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#4
Hahaha, I'm sure you're fine.
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#5
morning sickness... a few hours after first getting pregnant...



what are they teaching people these days?
#6
Probs the alcohol. Durrr.
Or she's pregnant.


Yeah, she's definitely pregnant...and has AIDS.
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#8
Deffinetly pregnant. Happy farthers day.

Either that or AID's.

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#10
yup, puking removes the pill from your system and helps keep sperm alive so more are likely to get to the egg. your ****ed :rollseyes:

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#12
get a coat hanger ready just in case
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#14
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Probs the alcohol. Durrr.
Or she's pregnant.


Yeah, she's definitely pregnant...and has AIDS.

Really, i thought it was cancer
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#15
Being sick 12 hours after taking the pill means she's going to have sextuplets.
True story.
#16
If your girlfriend thinks she's pregnant after that then she shouldn't be taking the pill in the first place.
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#17
Wait, you girlfriends big and fat?
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#20
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dont know why your all ripping on him, scary **** when you think your gf is pregnant

Because it's funny.
#21
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dont know why your all ripping on him, scary **** when you think your gf is pregnant


indeed, it fking sucks.

worst days of my life.
#22
Alcohol can kill the effect of the pill (I think), but I'm sure it was a hangover...
#24
She's not pregnant... But maybe give her a little nudge down the stairs just to be safe
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#26
Being a moron is scary stuff.
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#27
I know she threw up because of the alcohol!!
My question was if the birth control pill got thrown out before it melted that she got pregnant BECAUSE IT WAS THROWN OUT BEFORE IT WAS EFFECTIVE!!

I ****in know that alcohol doesnt effect the pill
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#28
I don't know, but I'm sure the collective spirit of UG will give you a reliable answer.


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#30
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I know she threw up because of the alcohol!!
My question was if the birth control pill got thrown out before it melted that she got pregnant BECAUSE IT WAS THROWN OUT BEFORE IT WAS EFFECTIVE!!



i bet ur german.

that was a german rage.
#31
pregnancy test PERHAPS?
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#32
Quote by LiveinBerkum
I know she threw up because of the alcohol!!
My question was if the birth control pill got thrown out before it melted that she got pregnant BECAUSE IT WAS THROWN OUT BEFORE IT WAS EFFECTIVE!!

I ****in know that alcohol doesnt effect the pill



You've made my day.
#33
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I know she threw up because of the alcohol!!
My question was if the birth control pill got thrown out before it melted that she got pregnant BECAUSE IT WAS THROWN OUT BEFORE IT WAS EFFECTIVE!!


It would be well and truely dissolved in 12 hours... actually that question was stupider than your initial one
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#34
i dunno...google alcohol + birthcontrol and see what you can find
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#35
'If you are sick or have very bad diarrhoea within four hours of taking a pill it may stop Yasmin from working properly, this is like missing a pill.
If you are sick or have very bad diarrhoea more than four hours after taking a pill, don't worry. Your contaceptive protection shouldn't be affected. Carry on taking you pills as normal. You won't need to use extra methods of contraception.'


Straight from a patient information booklet for the pill.
Seriously, I don't thnk you're mature enough to be having sex and your girlfriend shouldn't be taking the pill.
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#36
Quote by LiveinBerkum
I know she threw up because of the alcohol!!
My question was if the birth control pill got thrown out before it melted that she got pregnant BECAUSE IT WAS THROWN OUT BEFORE IT WAS EFFECTIVE!!

I ****in know that alcohol doesnt effect the pill



You're dumb as hell. If she threw up 12 hours later why the hell wouldn't the pill be dissolved yet? Pills dissolve within an hour.
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#37
yes, she is pregnant. the baby will be born tomorrow and a clown will steal it... trust me, I know what I'm talking about
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yes, she is pregnant. the baby will be born tomorrow and a clown will steal it... trust me, I know what I'm talking about


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#40
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i bet ur german.

that was a german rage.


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