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#1
So, I just smelled pot coming from the bathroom downstairs.... Where my mom is.

So pit, solutions. I'm usually VERY good at ****ing with people when they're high, but they always know I know. I'm thinking of calling from a blocked number as an FBI agent, any ideas?

PS: This isn't any kind of complaint/plea for help, I didn't know she smoked but she always said if I did she'd kick me out, so I want revenge.
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#2
Videotape it. Get her nude.

In that order.
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#3
Nevermind.. I changed my mind.

Run at the bathroom door screaming like a velociraptor and ram into it fullspeed.
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Last edited by nebiru at Aug 6, 2008,
#5
Call the cops.
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#6
Smoke with her!

EDIT: Maybe no in the bathroom :\
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#7
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Videotape it. Get her nude.

In that order.


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#8
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#9
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Ask her if she read todays news about all the pot going around that has been spiked with RAID, and all the kids dying from it.

I'ld say go with this...


or Kensai's idea would work perfectly well too...!
#10
Ask her for some pot
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#12
I bet your the brother of the guy whose parents "just hit a new low."

Interesting, very interesting.
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#16
Well. It's illegal, make her get you a pony or call the cops.
#23
the next time she does it, burst into the room screaming: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" then take whatever drug is in there and put it in your wee-wee-hole

that will solve all your problems
#24
Smoke her **** after she's done (if there's any left over).

Then when she comes to confront you about the stolen weed, she'll be dropping herself in the ****, you play the innocent.

Result:
You now have dirt on her
You have her weed
She feels so ashamed, in an act of self-loathing she comes on to you, gently groping your leg, reaching further and further and....


Steal the weed son.
#25
Quote by nebiru
Nevermind.. I changed my mind.

Run at the bathroom door screaming like a velociraptor and ram into it fullspeed.


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#26
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Ask her for some pot



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#27
So yeah, she wants to give me a ride to town now.

This should be interesting. Be back later with results.
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#28
you dont actually know for sure, (she could just be lighting inscense in the ****ter to cover up the smell) just check her eyes and motor skillz when she comes out. then when you can tell, THEN **** with her !

or

+1 for Nebriu's method
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#31
uhh get one of your friends to bang her while you fap furiosly

FAPEDIT: Dont forget to supply your friend with a condom, your daddy might get mad
#32
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you dont actually know for sure, (she could just be lighting inscense in the ****ter to cover up the smell) just check her eyes and motor skillz when she comes out. then when you can tell, THEN **** with her !

or

+1 for Nebriu's method

I promise I know pot when I smell it, I hang out with guys that smoke all day, every day.
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#33
Ring her pretending to be the veolociraptor then charge the door shouting "why so serious"!
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#35
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uhh get one of your friends to bang her while you fap furiosly

FAPEDIT: Dont forget to supply your friend with a condom, your daddy might get mad


LULZ.

That was your FIRST post on this forum.

Flap it and enjoy yourself...

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#37
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In all seriousness, you should tell her to stop.

Why? It's better for your body than Alcohol and Cigarattes.
#39
Ask her for money
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#40
Isn't it obvious?

Smoke a doobie with your Mom!
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