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Me and my buds (Beer and friends) are trying to find a really scary movie, but so far we're unsuccesful. We just watched Amittyville horror and i was a little disappointed.
Any recommendations or review requests?


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we've/ I've recently watched:
AMITTYVILLE HORROR- Based on a true story (go figure) Stars Van Wilder!(Ryan Reynolds) Movie opens up with young man killing his entire family while they sleep because they were demons and something "told him to."New couple moves into old house where this homicide was commited and is haunted. I wont ruin it for you. I thought it was ok.

VACANCY- I missed the beginning. Stars Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson. Couple takes wrong turn off interstate. Car breaks down (twice) and they are forced to stay at the motel. After getting into their rooms. Tapes of murders being preformed in their own room are found on the TV as are camera in the vents. The couple tries to outsmart the men attacking them. There was one part that really ruined his movie. I thought it was suspenseful, but not worth buying. Renting maybe.

DARKNESS FALLS- Stars Emma Caulfield and Chaney Kley. Evil spirits portrayed as "tooth fairy" (and even does the whole tooth fairy job) attacks anyone who actually looks at her, but cannot enter any kind of light. Kyle (Chaney Kley) sees her as a boy, but manages to escape her. Now as an adult she still haunts him. This movie is for people who are EASILY scared. I thought it was a bad idea and a bad movie.

UNTRACEABLE- Stars Diane Lane and Colin Hanks. FBI finds an internet site that shows live videos of animals (and eventually people) being tortured to death. The more veiws the site recieves, the worse the torture. The FBI is unabe to shut down the site or find the source. As humans are brought into the tortures the site becomes a major problem. This movie has some horrible tortures an is disgusting at some points. Not a scary movie. Just disturbing.

THE GRUDGE 1- Stars Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jason Behr. Nurse (Sarah Michelle Gellar) is asked to watch over an old American woman living in Tokyo. The woman's house is possesed by an evil curse. This movie was not good. Creepy, yes.

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old and new)- Who didnt like these

It- Not scary

Most of the "Chuckies" - Those were hilarious

Silent Hill- one of the scariest so far, but still not bad/ Sick ending.

Saw (all)- Decent..... not really scary though

Exorcism films (Emily rose, The Exorcist)- Good, but not too scary.

The Haunting- Not scary. Owen Wilson died

Dawn of the Dead- Just gory/sick. Not Scary
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seen some of those ill update this
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ive never seen a movie that scared me
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Watch them alone, not with friends. It tends to make movies MUCH scarier when you're alone at night watching them. When I try to watch scary movies with my friends, we end up making fun of everything.
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Bratz sounds pretty epic. We rented Barbie in jamaica and Kelso couldnt sit through the whole thing. He had to change his pants twice before he gave up.
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Watch them alone, not with friends. It tends to make movies MUCH scarier when you're alone at night watching them. When I try to watch scary movies with my friends, we end up making fun of everything.



Ya i noticed that.......... a lot................THEY WOULDNT SHUT THE H3LL UP!!
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Frankenstein never scared me.

Marsupials do, they dart. Thats crazy!


Therefore watch kangaroo jack, or some old school horror movie, they're better than the new ones
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watch ring (the japenese one) if you can be bothered with the subtitles you'll realise its far more atmospheric than the remake
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the origional halloween
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nah i saw the original Halloween a year ago or sumthin. Its not that good.
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What about children of the corn? Has anyone seen that?
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The Descent

Its the best horror ever.
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Me and my buds (Beer and friends) are trying to find a really scary movie, but so far we're unsuccesful. We just watched Amittyville horror and i was a little disappointed.
Any recommendations?


edit:
we've recently watched:
Amittyville horror- Kinda lame
Vacancy- suspenseful, but lame
Darkness falls- Epic lame
Untraceable- Disturbing, but still lame
The Grudge 1, 2- Creepy,, not scary
The sixth sense- Good, but not scary
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old and new)- Who didnt like these
It- Not scary
Most of the "Chuckies" - Those were hilarious

Watch half of them on your own... You'll soon be scared.
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Its the best horror ever.



Isn't that the one that was just in theaters a little while ago. I dont think its on DVD Dont they go in a temple or sumthin and there's tons of gore.
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the others

scary in a psycological way

Is that the Nicole Kidman film with the kids who are allergic to sunlight? That one was pretty good.

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+1

Also I'd recommend Audition, and A Tale Of Two Sisters.

I wouldn't say they're scary, but they are both really creepy, slow-burning, atmospheric movies.

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Isn't that the one that was just in theaters a little while ago. I dont think its on DVD Dont they go in a temple or sumthin and there's tons of gore.

The Descent is about a bunch of girls who go potholing. There's a couple of bits that'll really make you jump the first time you see it.
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Watch half of them on your own... You'll soon be scared.


Theres only 2 or 3 that i havent seen by myself. I try to watch them by myself before we watch them.
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The Lion King. You will never sleep again . . . . . .

Also, the Grudge kinda freaked me out, try that.
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Theres another one we've seen that i cant remember the name of. Its about a "forbidden" town where when the lady goes there (looking for her missing daughter) its raining ash and when it gets dark freaky **** happens. A giant triangle headed dude with a big a$$ sword. Ringing any bells?
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Isn't that the one that was just in theaters a little while ago. I dont think its on DVD Dont they go in a temple or sumthin and there's tons of gore.



no ur thinkin of the ruins...it sucked

but the descent was actually pretty scary...but a little overly gorey lol
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Theres another one we've seen that i cant remember the name of. Its about a "forbidden" town where when the lady goes there (looking for her missing daughter) its raining ash and when it gets dark freaky **** happens. A giant triangle headed dude with a big a$$ sword. Ringing any bells?



srry bout the double post....but that would be silent hill, its based on the videogames
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srry bout the double post....but that would be silent hill, its based on the videogames


Thanks. And ya i heard the ruins was just extremely gory.
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Er... wait. Is The Descent the one where they go into an unexplored cave that ends up having these crazy flying... things in it and in the end one guy gets infected.
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Im trying to find scary movies for tonight too From what ive seen, i'd recomend Dead Silence (cant remember if you said you saw it) but i scared the hell out of me the first time.
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ok. I just saw some clips from the eye and it looks like it'd be scary, but only cuz sh1t jumps outta nowhere......... and screams....... But i still dont understand what its about.
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