#1
I just sneezed with a mouthful of Stella Artois....

It's gone everywhere... argh!!!
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That's a lot of booze. Frankly, I'm impressed. You're of a stronger timber than the average man, jimbob! Hail you.



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Yes you should go to a doctor, fucking moron. We can't do anything about your hemorrhoid.


#5
Quote by I Am Jack!
What are you waiting for?!

GO GET THE CRAZY STRAWS.


Please enlighten me....
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That's a lot of booze. Frankly, I'm impressed. You're of a stronger timber than the average man, jimbob! Hail you.



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Yes you should go to a doctor, fucking moron. We can't do anything about your hemorrhoid.


#7
A sneeze is a reaction your body does when you put somehing in it that it doesn't like... This makes sense.
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There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


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#10
Quote by Abe Knuckleball
Don't take it out on us, go and smack your wife.


Haha.
#11
I did that with a cocktail t'uva week

It was buy one get one free that night, so we bought a load to get smashed quick, and one guy bought a pitcher to himself and was drinking it, so I grabbed a straw and started stealing! Then I saw a straw coming into it from either side of me and just burst out laughing (because everyone was trying to steal it), and that's the first time I've ever sneezed liquid.
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#12
Thats what you get for drinking Wifebeater.

Here, I got you a new profile picture.



or

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This man deserves my +1

+1

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#13
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Thats what you get for drinking Wifebeater.

Here, I got you a new profile picture.



or







I'm touched
Quote by Skraeling86
That's a lot of booze. Frankly, I'm impressed. You're of a stronger timber than the average man, jimbob! Hail you.



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Yes you should go to a doctor, fucking moron. We can't do anything about your hemorrhoid.


#16
Quote by National_Anthem
That's the excuse I used when I puked up spirits all over my girlfriends sofa. She wasn't convinced.



"BWWAAAAARRRRGHHHHHLHLLLGGHGHGH"


"WHAT THE HELL?!"


"..I sneezed."
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


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#19
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She saw the funny side

Oh God, I would've paid to see her reaction after you said "I sneezed".
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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#20
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Oh God, I would've paid to see her reaction after you said "I sneezed".

Well, she was pissed out of her mind, too, so she stared at me blankly for a bit, then ended up in fits of laughter.
#21
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Well, she was pissed out of her mind, too, so she stared at me blankly for a bit, then ended up in fits of laughter.

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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


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#22
It's not as bad as me. Once i was eating cheese, while watching Bill Bailey. He made me laugh a lot and a tiny litle piece of cheese got lodged up the back of my nose. I had to blow my nose SO hard to get it out. It really hurt.
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#23
Quote by IDon'tLoveYou
It's not as bad as me. Once i was eating cheese, while watching Bill Bailey. He made me laugh a lot and a tiny litle piece of cheese got lodged up the back of my nose. I had to blow my nose SO hard to get it out. It really hurt.

Can't be healthy
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I asked my son he said nothing but he just asked me he wants a psyachatrist (spelling?) Because he heard voices calling out his name. What a freak.



Control your life through insanity.


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#24
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That's what you get for drinking rubbish.

My name is Danny. Call me that.