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#1
Some of the older members should remember this.
Here's how you do it.

*Steven Tyler is found dead in an elevator*

Horatio: Looks like there was....
no love in this elevator

*Puts on shades*

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
When all else fails, ask the pit.
#3
Quote by I-Watch-Anime
Some of the older members should remember this.
Here's how you do it.

*Steven Tyler is found dead in an elevator*

Horatio: Looks like there was....
no love in this elevator

*Puts on shades*

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
I follow the Steven Tyler model.

*Steven Tyler found dead on the beach*

Hotatio: Looks like somebody is.....
Washed up

*puts on shades*

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#4
Horatio Cane's head is cut off.


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

Quote by CrucialGutchman
Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#5
*A man is found dead in his bathroom with a hairdryer in the water*

Horatio: That was...
shocking

*puts on shades*

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#6
Joe Satriani is found at the bottom of a cliff

"Looks like he couldn't fly"


*puts on shades*

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MAN CITY


De Montfort Uni
#7
*Gene Simmons found dead, somewhere*

Horacio: God took Rock 'n Roll from him

*puts on shades*

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
#8
Ozzy Osbourne is found dead.

Horatio: Looks like he won't be flying high again...

*puts on shades*

YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
#9
Cop: The body was discovered by maintenance workers in the sanitary sewer. He must've crawled in there.

Horatio: It looks like this guy...
Didn't care about ****ty threads.


*puts on shades*

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH


(stupid, I know. )
#12
*Vikings fan found dead with a Brett Favre jersey placed on the corpse*

Horatio: Just when you thought the Packers fans couldn't get any more cheesy...
*sunglasses*

YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
#14
Cop: The Job for a cowboy lead singer was found dead in a shallow pool of blood

Horatio: Looks like he's Knee Deep in the blood of his Bastard Son.

*Puts on shades*

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#15
A pornstar found dead with a bullet in her forehead

Horatio: Looks like it was....

Her last shooting.
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#16
Quote by JeanMi36
A pornstar found dead with a bullet in her forehead

Horatio: Looks like it was....

Her last shooting.

You forgot the YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
When all else fails, ask the pit.
#17
*Gene simmons dies*

Horatio: Looks like a cat got his tongue..

*puts on shades*

YEAAAAAHHH
#18
Quote by I-Watch-Anime
You forgot the YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH


I'm sorry. You can rip my eyes off with a melon spoon.
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#19
Quote by Slinov
Cop: The Job for a cowboy lead singer was found dead in a shallow pool of blood

Horatio: THANK YOU!

*Puts on shades*

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fixed.
#21
Generic lab assistant: But the victim wouldn't have cut off his own fingers!

Horatio: He would... If he had something to hide.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

Quote by CrucialGutchman
Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#23
cop: All of fall out boy have been found dead while holding their cocks

Horatio: looks like they beat it for the last time

*puts on shades*

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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Haha, owned!
U win fender.


Quote by wiggy1988
teacher- Some slave owners would fight duels using their slaves
Me- So, sort of like Pokemon with people..Black man, I choose you!
#26
Quote by InvaderTSN
*Axl Rose found dead in house*

Horatio: Looks like somebody........
was out to get him.

*puts on shades*

YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!



or

Horatio: Looks like Chinese Democracy....
Will be delayed again.


YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#27
Yoko Ono found stabbed to death

Horatio: Looks like Paul couldn't just Let it Be.

*puts on shades*

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
Guitar: Epiphone Les Paul standard



Amp: Peavey 6505 halfstack

Effects: Dunlop Slash Crybaby
Boss ML-2 Metal Core
Digitech Whammy
Last edited by syngates92 at Aug 6, 2008,
#28
...this is just kind of dumb without the comic.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
#29
Quote by wtf290
...this is just kind of dumb without the comic.

Well, I've never seen it before, and therefore have never seen the picture, but I find this absolutely hilarious.
#30
Bob Marley is found dead.

"He won't be getting up or standing up"

*puts on shades*

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MAN CITY


De Montfort Uni
#31
someone explain the

*Puts on shades*

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

for me?
You like it
#32
*Zack de la Rocha is found dead outside a courtroom*
Horatio:Looks like.............he couldnt testify

*Puts on shades*

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

This sucks, I know. These are hard!
#33
Quote by linus.d
someone explain the

*Puts on shades*

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

for me?


Not entirely sure about the yeah, but the shades bit is referring to any time Horatio makes a really cheesy observational pun about something which sums it up completely, and he puts on his shades, making him look "cool". He also takes them off when something shocking or emotional happens.


EDIT: Jim Carrey knows all.
Last edited by greenelephants at Aug 6, 2008,
#34
I made the original thread.

Hence, it cannot be beaten.
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#35
Quote by linus.d
someone explain the

*Puts on shades*

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

for me?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948
Quote by metaldud536
...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
Quote by Twistedrock
I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
Quote by Twistedrock
I love you even more now. Slightly homo
#36
Quote by greenelephants
Not entirely sure about the yeah, but the shades bit is referring to any time Horatio makes a really cheesy observational pun about something which sums it up completely, and he puts on his shades, making him look "cool". He also takes them off when something shocking or emotional happens.


And the "YEAAAH" thing is when the intro starts and the song kicks in. Always happens right after he puts on the shades.
Quote by Ichikurosaki
sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#37
Another for Axl Rose

Axl Rose found dead

Horatio: Looks like Heaven finally answered the door.

*puts on shades*

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Guitar: Epiphone Les Paul standard



Amp: Peavey 6505 halfstack

Effects: Dunlop Slash Crybaby
Boss ML-2 Metal Core
Digitech Whammy
#40
Quote by Demon Wolf
I made the original thread.

Hence, it cannot be beaten.

thank you for making it! i wanted to credit it, but i couldnt remember who made it
When all else fails, ask the pit.
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