#2
hmm, fairly interesting
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#5
OH GOD I WANT A VIDEO OF THAT. I'd honestly trade my porn collection for a video of that.
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#7
Note to self: Avoid Mexican women on donkey's with machetes. My sexual advances will not be appreciated.
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#8
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Men, we need to step up on our badassery.



I agree, some old woman in Acapulco is more badass than damn near all of UG.


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#9
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OH GOD I WANT A VIDEO OF THAT. I'd honestly trade my porn collection for a video of that.


lmao, i dunno if I'D go that far, but yeah a video would be rad
#11
Now there's a selection of words I never thought I'd see together.

Woman and donkey, of course, but not the rest.
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#12
why the **** did she have a machete on her anyway?
Maybe she was planning on killing her niece and she didn't want the lion to get there first
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#13
o for a secound i thought my mom made a ug account
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#14
that's awesome.
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#15
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why the **** did she have a machete on her anyway?
Maybe she was planning on killing her niece and she didn't want the lion to get there first


Because she was Mexican?
#16
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Because she was Feminist?


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#17
Id fap to that.
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#19
Every part of that thread title kicks ass
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#23
And why was the woman riding the donkey and not the other way around?
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#24
I pissed my pants when I read the thread title.

Normally people misuse the word "epic" but it fits in this case.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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