#1
I have been using UG guitar tabs for about 2 years now, and I joined the forums lately which I only recently discovered. I would just like to say, this is probably one of the coolest forums I have ever seen. The Pit is "the ****" if you know what I'm saying.

I also would like to pay a small tribute to Slack Babbath, who has entertained me in the Band Stories thread and shared many of his experiences. There are many great people on this forum and it is great to be a party of it.

Lastly, I have had sex.

That is all.


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Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#2
Leave.
Quote by IUseAPurplePick
Billie Joe is a really good guitarist, Green Day is like the best shred band around.


^Fails.
#5
The pit is indeed the shit.
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#6
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Leave.
This.
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#9
lol wut?
-Guitar Gear-
1995 American Fender Strat, EMG 85 pup
Randall RH200 Head
Marshall 1960a Cab
Woods Acoustic
-Bass Gear-
Spector Legend 4 bass
Washburn Bantam bass
Hartke HA2500
Fender Bassman 410H
Play what you love, love what you play
#10
Gandalf the Tan does not approve.
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#13
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Lastly, I have had sex.


No you didn't.
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I know a good joke:

Women's rights.
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I know a good joke:

Kensai's life.
#14
Leave before the Pit consume's your soul, this is a warning! I wish I heeded mine.
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So I, with a broomstick(Just in case) walk right where they can see me and I said:

"You kids ever taken a broom up the ass?"

The look on their face was priceless, and they ran, and I mean ran like a bat out of hell.
#16
Quote by thanksgiving

Lastly, I have had sex.


Good for you. Would you like a biscuit for your achievment?
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
//////////////////////////////////////HEALTH
#18
Quote by thanksgiving


I have had sex.


Why are you lying?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#20
Quote by slayaplaya
pics, or it didn't happen


LOL funniest thing I have heard all day


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#21
No seriously. Leave.
You don't want to be here.

Our time is running out....
Quote by IUseAPurplePick
Billie Joe is a really good guitarist, Green Day is like the best shred band around.


^Fails.