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#1
I've got this dilemma, I live with my best friend and his fiancee. We all share a house together, pay equal rent and all that bull****... well anyway, due to work and school schedules, and him spending time with his fiancee, we rarely have time to hang out just me and him and go somewhere or just jam. This I understand, but one of his friends, his ex roommate, is CONSTANTLY here, eats our food, trashes our house( and doesn't clean ****), clogs our toilets, smokes all my weed and never gives me money like she says she will and constantly wakes me up and annoys the piss outta me, and is always with him, so on the days off together that we have, we can never do anything without having that **** tag along.

The worst part is shes a ****ing female and shes dumber than a sack of rocks...I can't even have a conversation with her without getting mad because she doesn't understand simple common sense.

She comes into my room, all hours of the night and day and uses it to get changed and leave her ****ing clothes in my room, do her makeup, or just wake me up to talk to me about guys. I am not ****ing gay, nor do I want to hear about the 10000000's of guys that **** her a week and then never call.

One thing that annoys me is she constantly calls me for favors, money(she has a ****ing decent job), etc. Just today she asked me or my roommate to give her a ride back to her apartment so she can get food and then bring her back. The bitch has her own goddamn car thats parked outside my house as I type this.

She just told me a bit ago that she is planning on staying here until friday...yea right she'll be back on sunday for another week...

I'm just really tired of having this botch here freeloading at our place and I don't know how to talk to my buddy about it without pissing him off.....any suggestions?

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Last edited by bluehawk15620 at Aug 6, 2008,
#2
kill him and he wont come back


OR
you can act really really wierd for a day. like walk around naked screaming the lyrics to I Cum Blood and he'll be so freaked out he wont come back
#3
Kill her.
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#5
**** her? If she's that dumb then she probably doesn't realize she's annoying you. I suggest getting your friend to talk to her since it's his ex roommate. But again, **** her.
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#6
Kill it with fire.

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#7
Just don't let her in, and if you're roomate ask why, tell him all that and even that you're losing money if she is using all your stuff.
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#9
kick her in the vag and a she will puke out a baby. but then again she will never leave after that so i dont really know what to do
#12
Tell her to pay her way or GTFO. You aren't running a shelter/soup kitchen. Do some cleaning around the house, somthing.

Don't worry about pissing him off, it's your house too and you don't have to put up with a freeloader. Be a total prick, it's fun
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#13
Does your friend still think she's cool, or is he also pissed?
if he's also annoyed, then you can both kill her, if not, then you can just kill her and form a government conspiracy theory to explain, it's actually quite easy
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#14
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kill him and he wont come back


OR
you can act really really wierd for a day. like walk around naked screaming the lyrics to I Cum Blood and he'll be so freaked out he wont come back



#15
i would say that you should just confront her about it.be direct and if that doesnt work put your face right up to hers and SCREAM REALLY LOUD at her make sure spit flys out of your mouth so she is in fear of her life.worst case scenario she will try to get a restraining order and thus she wont be able to come back.

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#16
maybe your friend's fiance can also help put a foot down against this bimbo that is in your house? You both can talk to your friend about the freeloader.
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#17
Yeah I think its as simple as tell her to leave her alone and to **** off I'm sure your room mate would understand
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#18
If she leaves her clothes on your floor, throw them away.
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#19
When she wants to use your room tell her to GTFO.

Seriously, dude, be a man.
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#21
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#22
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#23
oh yeah she leaves her clothes in ur room... you need to put them on and when she is coming you act like a freaky fetish person like touch yourself and sing "i feel pretty, oh so pretty, i feel pretty and witty and gay!"


or be really extreme and take a **** in her shoe so that when puts it on she sticks her foot in your fecal matter.

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Tell her to pay her way or GTFO. You aren't running a shelter/soup kitchen. Do some cleaning around the house, somthing.

Don't worry about pissing him off, it's your house too and you don't have to put up with a freeloader. Be a total prick, it's fun



+1

you're totally at the age where you can be a prick to anyone, and trust me, like he said...its so fun :P

Or you can go for the slashing tyres, breaking windows, and sugaring the fuel tank approach...
#27
whatever she leaves in her room, throw it away instantly. whatever other crap she leaves around the house, wait a day, then throw it out.
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#29
tell her to get her **** out and leave. But first **** her. But dont be any good at it, she'll be back for more.
#30
Pics of annoying person?
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#31
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Naked Pics of annoying person?


She's female, dude, get your priorities straight.
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#32
Well, if she was hot, then I would ask for nude pics.
Until then, I just wanna see what she looks like...
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#33
She smokes your weed - Sin number 1 and alone reason enough to kick her out.

She clogs the toilet- Sin number 2

Get that bitch out. She is obviously eating enough food if she is clogging your toilet, tell her to lay off your stuff.
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#34


Call him.
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#35
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#36
tl;dr
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#37
Sounds like you could be hitting that for free, so I think you should. Quit being so nice about it or she'll keep walking all over you. You don't have to be super duper nice because she has a vageegee, everybody needs to be put in their place at some point, even women. Just aren't allowed to hit them..
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#39
If shes hot then bang her and when your banging her do something disqusting like idk sh!t on her then she stay away from you

EDIt: Wait a second, Shes a girl that cloggs the freakin toilet. ****, stick it in her pooper thatll teach her to clog toilets, but when you do that tap razor blades on your pen0r
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