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#1
Right my friend just told me a very funny story about these 2 people in my year group lol

Well, this couple in my year had a party for their 1 year anniversary (just an excuse to get wasted if you ask me). Almost everyone at the party got drunk and lots of people were getting with each other and stuff. So this couple decide that noone will notice if they slip away for a bit of hanky panky. They went into the guys room (i was at his house) but 2 of their friends were already having sex in their so they decided to go into is parents room.

So they were going at it for a bit and being drunk and not really thinking about stuff too much, the girl told the guy to give her anal for the first time. He starts giving her i and after about 2 minutes he hit the spot in her ass and made her **** ALL over his parents bed lol So they quickly get dressed and stuff and get out of the room.

Next morning when his parents are back, they go upstairs to find their nice white sheets completely covered in **** lol When they question him about it, he blamed it on the dog. They ACTUALLY believed him and they got the dog put down.

Ive just been told this story but apparantly it happened like 4 months ago and he still wont come clean to his parents about it lol

Just thought i'd share that with you lol
#2
That is really sad and not funny at all.

Edit: You're a dumbass for believing this story.
Last edited by Portuguese_boy at Aug 6, 2008,
#4
That's not funny at all.


That guy is an asshat.
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#5
How is that funny?

They ****ing killed a dog because that guy is a pussy and won't own up to his **** ups. He should be put down.
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#7
They killed the dog...


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#11
That's horrible.... =/ Poor Dog....

You mean he hasn't come dirty to his parents?
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#12
um that's a pretty poor attemppt at a joke, pet-owners can't simply choose to have their pets put down, they do actually have rights, and ****ing on a bed is not justifiable means to kill a dog
#13
See, that's what happens when you do anal.


**** goes down!


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#14
Um. lol.
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#15
1. This is a true story and not stolen
2. Yeah i know its horrible to get the dog put down but the story still made me laugh
#16
dude this story has been told in every highschool on the freaking planet.

it's not true.

My mate told me the same story last week.
#18
What!? Screw you buddy. Poor dog, that crap isn't funny. Why can't these teenage turds control their goddamn hormones. Assbags!
#19
I tried to smile. I really did.
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#20
It'd be worse if it a were a toy sized chihuahua.
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#21
No this story really is true. I asked a few other people to confirm it because it did sound a bit suspicious but i can assure you it is 100% genuine
#22
thats not funny at all, lol
and you nicked that story from the poop thread, lol
someone should put this thread down, lol

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#23
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No this story really is true. I asked a few other people to confirm it because it did sound a bit suspicious but i can assure you it is 100% genuine


Did the other people actually see the **** covered bed, you said the couple left as soon as they did this wonderful act and I don't think anyone entered the room after.
#24
For the last time, i did not steal this. I didnt even know there was a ****ing poop thread. If you lot are just going to be ****s when someone posts a funny, real thing which has happened then i hope you all die. All of you.

EDIT: ^ No the couple wouldnt let people in but they told a couple of people about it straight away
#25
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For the last time, i did not steal this. I didnt even know there was a ****ing poop thread. If you lot are just going to be ****s when someone posts a funny, real thing which has happened then i hope you all die. All of you.


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Did the other people actually see the **** covered bed, you said the couple left as soon as they did this wonderful act and I don't think anyone entered the room after.


+1

dude, seriously. EXACT SAME STORY. LAST WEEK.

and when we confronted him it turned out it wasn't true either.
#28
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No this story really is true. I asked a few other people to confirm it because it did sound a bit suspicious but i can assure you it is 100% genuine



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#30
Note to readers= This topic clearly depicts an event that happened to the thread starter himself.
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#33
Wow TS is a dick..that is not funny in the least...perhaps we should cause him to **** all over his parents sheets by having anal secks with him..see how he likes it.


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#34
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i heard the same story three years ago about a couch. dumb.


A couch shat on a bed?!
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A couch shat on a bed?!



I heard a guy was having anal sex with his dog on his parent's bed and he made the dog **** and when his parents came home he blamed it on his girlfriend and they had her put down.

true story, my mate's friend's cousin's parakeet's lice saw it!
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