#1
If scientist had invented a machine that could take you into a individual world that would look exactly like the real world, you can give yourself everything you want, you can get out whenever you want and all that stuff becouse your aware of that everything is a fake reality.

But what would you do while being in this world? Remember you can do everything without real consqeuenses, exept from the virtual ones, but thats whats so fun

I would probably give myself a machine gun, kill some people and rape someone and end my virtual life by jumping off a tall building. Getting away some anger

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#3
I'd travel from Network to network looking for some guy named Jonas in order to stop a global conspiracy which put my brother into a coma.

Name that reference!
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#4
I'd catch Pokemon, obviously.
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#5
Matrix much?

I'd gradually increase the sexual tension between carrie-ann moss and myself.

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#8
I'd attempt to shag everyone I came across in the street then gorge myself on stolen doughnuts.
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#11
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#13
Quote by PsychoJeams
If scientist had invented a machine that could take you into a individual world that would look exactly like the real world, you can give yourself everything you want, you can get out whenever you want and all that stuff becouse your aware of that everything is a fake reality.

But what would you do while being in this world? Remember you can do everything without real consqeuenses, exept from the virtual ones, but thats whats so fun

I would probably give myself a machine gun, kill some people and rape someone and end my virtual life by jumping off a tall building. Getting away some anger

Didn't find anything in the search bar.

Go



^a blowjob.


but seriously, an amazingly hot girlfriend to do the blowjob for me, as well as any kinky fantasies i can conjure up. oh, and a dog that eats zombie balls.
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#14
I would have sex with anyone I want. Mainly pornstars. >.>
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#16
probably give myself every single item they sell at GC, get a new house to put all this crap in, marry some hot chick, do her, and end my virtual life by cheating on her and getting AIDS. But before that, I'd play in an awesome band and make a few million.

Hows that?
#17
i would have a foursome with scarlett johanssen, jessica alba, angelina jolie, and keeley hazell.

I would own a 500 room mansion and I would have a **** load of money. I would have a giant jam session with the members of pink floyd, the doors, the beatles, eric clapton, jeff beck, and led zeppelin. I would own fast cars and expensive guitars. I would re write history as I see fit. I would put alot of money towards charity to get the world back on track, I would try to end the war on terror. I would eat dinner with Jack Nicholson and Marlon Brando. I would eat lunch with Eric Clapton and Roger Waters, I would eat breakfast with Natalie Portman and Kiera Knightley. I would be a super hero, too. I would be the greatest billionare super hero. Better than Iron Man and Batman. its a little extravagant but that would be so ****ing awesome. Oh and bruce campbell would be playing hungry like the wolf on piano while me and some ladies drink some expensive champagne.
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#18
I'd spend a whole day playing pinball with Elisha Cuthbert, then the next day I'd **** her senseless..

Either that or I'd land myself IN guitar hero and rape that chick singer...
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#19
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Oh and bruce campbell would be playing hungry like the wolf on piano while me and some ladies drink some expensive champagne.

nice touch
#20
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i would have a foursome with scarlett johanssen, jessica alba, angelina jolie, and keeley hazell.

I would own a 500 room mansion and I would have a **** load of money. I would have a giant jam session with the members of pink floyd, the doors, the beatles, eric clapton, jeff beck, and led zeppelin. I would own fast cars and expensive guitars. I would re write history as I see fit. I would put alot of money towards charity to get the world back on track, I would try to end the war on terror. I would eat dinner with Jack Nicholson and Marlon Brando. I would eat lunch with Eric Clapton and Roger Waters, I would eat breakfast with Natalie Portman and Kiera Knightley. I would be a super hero, too. I would be the greatest billionare super hero. Better than Iron Man and Batman. its a little extravagant but that would be so ****ing awesome. Oh and bruce campbell would be playing hungry like the wolf on piano while me and some ladies drink some expensive champagne.



someone's thought about this too much...
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#21
Quote by BringMeTheCalm
I'd travel from Network to network looking for some guy named Jonas in order to stop a global conspiracy which put my brother into a coma.

Name that reference!


dot hack?
#22
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nice touch


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someone's thought about this too much...



I hate reality.
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#23
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Oh and bruce campbell would be playing hungry like the wolf on piano while me and some ladies drink some expensive champagne.


Haha, kinda like that Axe commercial.

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dot hack?


The only similarity to dot hack is the coma part.
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Kensai, I think I'll get a flamboyant sig.


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#24
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You are correct, sir!
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I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!


Do you folks like folk?
#25
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i would have a foursome with scarlett johanssen, jessica alba, angelina jolie, and keeley hazell.

I would own a 500 room mansion and I would have a **** load of money. I would have a giant jam session with the members of pink floyd, the doors, the beatles, eric clapton, jeff beck, and led zeppelin. I would own fast cars and expensive guitars. I would re write history as I see fit. I would put alot of money towards charity to get the world back on track, I would try to end the war on terror. I would eat dinner with Jack Nicholson and Marlon Brando. I would eat lunch with Eric Clapton and Roger Waters, I would eat breakfast with Natalie Portman and Kiera Knightley. I would be a super hero, too. I would be the greatest billionare super hero. Better than Iron Man and Batman. its a little extravagant but that would be so ****ing awesome. Oh and bruce campbell would be playing hungry like the wolf on piano while me and some ladies drink some expensive champagne.

as soon as i saw bruce campbell i was sold
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#27
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i would have a foursome with scarlett johanssen, jessica alba, angelina jolie, and keeley hazell.


Unless you're just watching, that's a fivesome... I pray you don't plan on just watching.
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#28
It'd just be like Second Life but more realistic. Everyone would just have sex all the time.
#29
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Ruler of the World.

Reign of Terror.


I'm not sure that would work because everyone would want that....
#30
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Unless you're just watching, that's a fivesome... I pray you don't plan on just watching.


Lol i was thinking the same. I would personally join rather than observe
#32
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Unless you're just watching, that's a fivesome... I pray you don't plan on just watching.


that is a fivesome than. damn well I won't be watching though. trust me.
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#33
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i would have a foursome with scarlett johanssen, jessica alba, angelina jolie, and keeley hazell.


oh man, you have a good taste.
#34
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oh man, you have a good taste.


thank you, you wouldn't say that if you met the girls i dated though i kid i kid, they were cool lol.
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