Page 1 of 2
#1
i'm new to this website sooo you should check out my profile or add me or something...any tips on how to use this thing? lol thanksssssss
Quote by dann_blood
You're ginger. The terrible affliction which is a midpoint between all three.
I'm so, so sorry.



Quote by '-tempest-'
Sidewalk Stories. ftw


www.myspace.com/colleenuprising



Colleen
#8
Quote by ColleenUprising
i'm new to this website sooo you should check out my profile or add me or something...any tips on how to use this thing? lol thanksssssss


Yes.

When you're in the Pit, substitute any valid, reasonable answer with one of the following: fap, smoke pot, drink alcohol, rape, and/or murder. Feel free to combine them for additional lulz. Even more lulz will ensue if any of those answers actually are a decent way to help with a problem (though the chances of that actually occuring are slim to none).

Don't be shy to share your inner-most sexual desires and/or embarassing sexual stories with the Pit. We've probably heard/seen worse.
Quote by Mudmen190
If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


Quote by musiclover2399
MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


Quote by Oroborous
This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
#11
welcome to UG....
My Gear

Epiphone Les Paul Special II
ESP KH-202 with OFR
Hobner Acoustic
BOSS OS-2 Overdrive/Distortion pedal
Dunlop GCB95 Crybaby Wah Pedal
Laney P20 20-Watt 1x8 Amplifier
#13
my mothers name is colleen.

mom?
Help Out A Dentist; Play Rugby


I have now met 1/5 of the original GNR lineup.
so far: Steven Adler
to go: Axl, Slash, Izzy, Duff.

Quote by ReeseKillsHIV

You sir, are a nice person.
#14
Quote by MyNameIsLame
Yes.

When you're in the Pit, substitute any valid, reasonable answer with one of the following: fap, smoke pot, drink alcohol, rape, and/or murder. Feel free to combine them for additional lulz. Even more lulz will ensue if any of those answers actually are a decent way to help with a problem (though the chances of that actually occuring are slim to none).

Don't be shy to share your inner-most sexual desires and/or embarassing sexual stories with the Pit. We've probably heard/seen worse.


+1000000000

lol welcome to the pit
*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

EDIT:srry i didnt know u were a girl...
*faps harder*
Quote by OrangePossum
Yep, it's Soviet UG versus bdfs05.

good luck.

Quote by bdfs05
fuck yea i got sigged


Quote by MyNameIsLame

When you're in the Pit, substitute any valid, reasonable answer with one of the following: fap, smoke pot, drink alcohol, rape, and/or murder.
Last edited by bdfs05 at Aug 6, 2008,
#16
Hey! Welcome to UG, and have fun on here.
Plays:
Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
#17
Quote by MyNameIsLame
Yes.

When you're in the Pit, substitute any valid, reasonable answer with one of the following: fap, smoke pot, drink alcohol, rape, and/or murder. Feel free to combine them for additional lulz. Even more lulz will ensue if any of those answers actually are a decent way to help with a problem (though the chances of that actually occuring are slim to none).

Don't be shy to share your inner-most sexual desires and/or embarassing sexual stories with the Pit. We've probably heard/seen worse.



you forgot to tell her if anyone wants to know the name of a song, or a certain song to play, no matter what, in no one else has said it, say "I Cum Blood". Its a good feeling when your first.
"Tuning... who the f*** needs tuning?!"
#18
Quote by DaDude450
you forgot to tell her if anyone wants to know the name of a song, or a certain song to play, no matter what, in no one else has said it, say "I Cum Blood". Its a good feeling when your first.


Or you could be the "inb4icumblood" person.

And you are in for quite a future, TS. You're an attractive female lurking the Pit. Nothing good could come of this.
Quote by Mudmen190
If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


Quote by musiclover2399
MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


Quote by Oroborous
This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
#19
You will be offended. Then desensitized. Then offended that people are offended by your new sense of humor. Though we are still a watered down 4chan which is a good thing.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#20
Quote by tayroar
You will be offended. Then desensitized. Then offended that people are offended by your new sense of humor. Though we are still a watered down 4chan which is a good thing.


Pretty much.

Also, this is the golden rule..

Never, EVER post the pear.

Don't even think about posting the pear. If you don't know what the pear is, then it's best not to know.
Quote by Mudmen190
If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


Quote by musiclover2399
MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


Quote by Oroborous
This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
#21
Quote by dylpikle9
There's a new members forum

no one uses that area of the site really so this is prob the best place to meet ppl
#22
Never, EVER post the pear.


I still you know wut over that.
Plays:
Schecter Hellraiser Solo-6 FR Limited
Parker Mojo Fly
Ibanez SZR 720
Tanglewood Evolution
LaPatrie Etude DEMO
'66 Hagstrom Viking I (customized)
SGR C-7 (defretted)
Agile Intrepid 828

Amp, Pedals:
Laney LV300
BOSS RC-20XL
Last edited by Fryer Mike at Aug 7, 2008,
#23
Quote by killsPEACHES
You seem to be a female.

An attractive female at that... on UG.

I forsee harassment in your future.

It's funny because it's true.

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#24
Quote by Fryer Mike
I still you know wut over that.


You mean...

lol
Quote by Mudmen190
If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


Quote by musiclover2399
MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


Quote by Oroborous
This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
#27
Quote by Keyphur
whats up man, you should sign up for the MOD contest


...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#28
Quote by af_the_fragile
Your cute....

Now,
Tits or GTFO!!!


Expect this quite frequently.
Quote by Mudmen190
If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


Quote by musiclover2399
MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


Quote by Oroborous
This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
#29
If it had been a dude, you would've all been like "lol new member forum n00b."

Such sexism. Tsk, tsk. TS, expect harrassment in the future.
#30
Prepare to loose your innocence. You will view the world on whole new levels and your eyes will be opened....

You may think Im crazy now but watch, in a few weeks youll think "That crazy guy named Aaron was so right"
Last edited by aaronob at Aug 7, 2008,
#31
Quote by Flying Couch
If it had been a dude, you would've all been like "lol new member forum n00b."

Such sexism. Tsk, tsk.

Its just like tits on a whale!!!!


and yeah, if it was a guy, this thread would have been closed in 5 replies.
And all the posts would say No, or **** off...

But when there's tits...
#33
Quote by ColleenUprising
whale? heh?
you trying to imply something?
\

Such ignorance.

EDIT:

Actually, that was a clever use of it. There was a potential double entendre.
Last edited by Flying Couch at Aug 7, 2008,
#40
lmfao this thread is halarious
Quote by OrangePossum
Yep, it's Soviet UG versus bdfs05.

good luck.

Quote by bdfs05
fuck yea i got sigged


Quote by MyNameIsLame

When you're in the Pit, substitute any valid, reasonable answer with one of the following: fap, smoke pot, drink alcohol, rape, and/or murder.
Page 1 of 2