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#1
Yes, creative thread title. (not really)

I'm sure we have all been in this situation: you are lieing in bed with the person that you care about most in the world. You are both on your sides, looking at each other. You feel awkward, as you have NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH THE ARM CLOSEST TO THE BED.

What do you do with that arm, UG?
#3
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#4
it usually goes under the other person, or in your rectum, those are the two proper ways to do it.
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#8
Feel her boobs, make sure she's asleep though.
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#9
If they have their head on the pillow hopefully there is a bit of space between their neck and the mattress to fit your arm. Otherwise Just put it like vertically which is fairly uncomfortable. Or Just grab their breast.
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#10
actually iv got a goodanswer, put the arm on top round them, then put the "awkward arm" as i'll call it under the pillow there sleeping on, it looks cool, stops a dead arm and also you're less likely to punch the person you care about in your sleep......areal bonus for everyone!
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#11
actually iv got a good answer, put the arm on top round them, then put the "awkward arm" as i'll call it under the pillow there sleeping on, it looks cool, stops a dead arm and also you're less likely to punch the person you care about in your sleep......areal bonus for everyone!
R.I.P Dimebag Darrell

F**k It dude....Let's go Bowling
#12
Under her head, makes her a pillow. Ta-da!

Then the blood gets cut off and you have to move after 5 minutes, but that's another story.
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no take her arm and make her fap for you
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#14
One arm around her waist, one arm stroking her neck or hair.

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#15
Thumb war.

Alternatively, cut holes through the bed and stick your arms through them. Play Rock'em Sock'em Robots under the bed.
Last edited by Flying Couch at Aug 7, 2008,
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actually iv got a goodanswer, put the arm on top round them, then put the "awkward arm" as i'll call it under the pillow there sleeping on, it looks cool, stops a dead arm and also you're less likely to punch the person you care about in your sleep......areal bonus for everyone!


Usually I'm the one getting punched and kicked, damn restless sleeping girlfriend.
#17
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Thumb war.




It appears flying couch is teh winnar of this thread.
#18
I touch myself.

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Usually I'm the one getting punched and kicked, damn restless sleeing girlfriend.

I don't think you have a girlfriend..


Enjoy your hand.
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#19
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Feel her boobs, make sure she's asleep though.

Why asleep?
She puts mine on her boobs when she's awake :s
#20
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']I touch myself.


I don't think you have a girlfriend..


Enjoy your hand.

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I completely agree with Flying Couch, i reckon it would rock.
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Thumb war.

it's actually a pretty good solution...

Still, I have considered cutting one of my arms off..

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Why asleep?
She puts mine on her boobs when she's awake :s

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#24
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Thumb war.

Alternatively, cut holes through the bed and stick your arms them. Play Rock'em Sock'em Robots under the bed.



Flying Couch you wily old dog.
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#25
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Feel her boobs, make sure she's asleep though.


+1

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#27
Use it to stroke the whalebone minus the cat.
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What a nice thing to do with the other arm........
while ur asleep thinking of some erotic dream
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#30
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'Twas a joke, n00b.
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This man deserves my +1

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#32
man thats lucky, my gf is annoyin as hell wen she's asleep. she slapped me the other week when she was having a nightmare......major bummer, we aint even married and im already wantin to sleep on the couch lol
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Alternatively, cut holes through the bed and stick your arms through them. Play Rock'em Sock'em Robots under the bed.


#35
Take them off and put them on your bedside table. Then put them back on your body the next morning. Duh.
#36
i think hes stopped posting threads now al we have to do is get them of the front page to win
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*xkcd mattress pic*

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#39
Put it down her pants.
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