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#1
Stealing this straight off Mock The Week, who probably stole it off someone else..

In the game we give each other usually unfunny situations and everyone has to come up with something funny for it

1- Things we don't want to hear off a doctor
#6
"Oh you wanted a FLU shot."
Ego inflating praise here:
Quote by Fishyesque
That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#7
Quote by JackalUK


1- Things we don't want to hear off a doctor



Well, I wouldn't want to hear my doctor say off instead of from.

>.>
On vacation from modding = don't pm me with your pish
#8
Quote by JackalUK

1- Things we don't want to hear off a doctor

we saved your mother-in-law from the near fatal accident and... um why are you crying, are you that happy?
Quote by haha
every time I see your username I press F8 out of curiosity then I have to give myself a big ol' facepalm


Quote by ouch
What the hell? F8 doesn't do anything interesting This toy is lame


Quote by TheReverend724
I can have a beer later, I need to level Charmeleon NOW!
#9
Quote by blue_strat
"The good news is, you won't have to watch next week's Mock The Week"


win!!
#10
'Bugger, we took out the wrong Kidney'
Hull City A.F.C

Quote by Thrashtastic15
crunkym toy diuckl;ess ass ****igkjn ****** **** bitch ass pussy ****er douchecanoe ****** **** you s omn cnt you lieet le biutch
#11
looks like the budget cut has left us short of stitching
Quote by the humanity
Captainjack666
the lord of sexyness...
#14
'They're firing me next week because I'm always drunk on the job...'
ohai little sig.
#15
The bad news is... you have cancer... the good news is your cancer has aids
#16
Ok Tom, You Have AIDS.......

3 weeks later

Oh wait u dont have aids...........wrong person sorry

*Doctor call man who has aids and finds out he died*
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#17
Quote by JackalUK
Anyone can add a new scene at any time

2- things you dont want to hear from your parents
Quote by haha
every time I see your username I press F8 out of curiosity then I have to give myself a big ol' facepalm


Quote by ouch
What the hell? F8 doesn't do anything interesting This toy is lame


Quote by TheReverend724
I can have a beer later, I need to level Charmeleon NOW!
#19
Quote by F8iscruel
2- things you dont want to hear from your parents



We're not your parents

or

Please get put out of the room, its sexy time..
#20
"The reason we don't look alike....well...have you ever heard of a bukkake?"
#21
"Wait here....and make sure you don't blink...."
Why look a man in the eye when you can shoot him in the back?

If you can't convince them; confuse them.


Quote by smb
I think anyone who hasn't cheated hasn't lived.
#22
give it too me big boy...ooooo yeah...oooooooooo yeah....OOOOO YEAH!!!!!


nuff said
#24
"Son, its ok to start having sex with her even though you're both 15...

Hell, your mother started with me at 11!"
#25
'We've sold your Guitar to help pay the bills'
Hull City A.F.C

Quote by Thrashtastic15
crunkym toy diuckl;ess ass ****igkjn ****** **** bitch ass pussy ****er douchecanoe ****** **** you s omn cnt you lieet le biutch
#26
"Ok, nurse..making the first incision *slice* ewwww *girly giggles*"
sincewhen??

Quote by Mannypedraza
Today, me and my gf went to the movies. During, i put my hand down her shorts.
I keep smelling my hand as of now....anything wrong with me?
teh pronz
#28
"Is that SUPPOSED to be there?"

EDIT: Didn't see the 2nd one.
"Russel Brand is your father. Thus, you are a crack baby...of sorts"

'nuff said.
#30
creak, creak, creack, creak, creak, creak, creak, creack, creak, creak, .... 30 secs later, good night honey... honey... oh crap not again
Quote by haha
every time I see your username I press F8 out of curiosity then I have to give myself a big ol' facepalm


Quote by ouch
What the hell? F8 doesn't do anything interesting This toy is lame


Quote by TheReverend724
I can have a beer later, I need to level Charmeleon NOW!
#31
Quote by JackalUK
Stealing this straight off Mock The Week, who probably stole it off someone else..

In the game we give each other usually unfunny situations and everyone has to come up with something funny for it

1- Things we don't want to hear off a doctor



Lol Wut is this thing?
#33
Quote by JackalUK
Stealing this straight off Mock The Week, who probably stole it off someone else..

In the game we give each other usually unfunny situations and everyone has to come up with something funny for it

1- Things we don't want to hear off a doctor


well the historectomy is finished.....wait your male and you came for prostate exam....I'm sure we can do that to......
#34
i guess the parents well runs dry quick... haha theres a pun in that somewhere
3- things you dont wanta lawyer to say
Quote by haha
every time I see your username I press F8 out of curiosity then I have to give myself a big ol' facepalm


Quote by ouch
What the hell? F8 doesn't do anything interesting This toy is lame


Quote by TheReverend724
I can have a beer later, I need to level Charmeleon NOW!
#36
3 - Lines you don't expect to hear off your sat-nav saw someone posted 3 above

"Now Mr. Johnson, if you sign here, here and here.......NOW I OWN YOUR SOUL!!!"
#37
3 - you is gonna get raped!
Quote by juan Andrés

Sorry awful Anglish.
#39
Quote by JackalUK
3 - Lines you don't expect to hear off your sat-nav

"Turn left. The other left. NOT THAT LEFT, YOU ****ING MORON! Look. Just let me drive"

You're obviously using the woman's voice
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