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#2
"Yo, what's crackin', dawgs?"
That's the contemporary way of doing it.

Honestly, just talk to people and be yourself. You'll know straight away if you like them. If someone turns out to be an asshole, go find someone else. ACT FOOKIN' NATURAL.
#3
Hi, I'm [insert your name here], whats up?

You have nothing to lose if they reject you, just do it.
Rawr! I'm a dinosaur
#4


Try starting conversations with everyone you meet, and don't be an asshole.
#6
We sailed through endless skies...

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if someone sigs this i will be fairly displeased.


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#8
Just talk to people, the worst that can happen is they ignore you, the best that can happen is you have a new friend. You just have to be outgoing, also, pursue your interests. Join groups and clubs and stuff so you can meet people into the same stuff. Before you know it you'll have some good friends .
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#9
Beat the crap out of them with baseball bats. Then tell them that if they do not become friends with you, your anger will know no bounds and you will kill them.

Then proceed to rape them.

Works every time. Show your power and people will bow before your feet.
Sat in a lab, curing diseases. They actually LET me play with chemicals!
#11
Quote by Jackolas
It's okay guys my friend making level is like 30, I'll handle this...


Damn, man, mine is only at 18.

Did you use any stat boosting items or anything?
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#12
get off the internet and start meeting people.
join sporting or interest groups, talk, socialise and maintain contact. if you have at least one friend you can make friends with his/her friends and extend your network.
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#13
Talk to them and invite them to your house and video games or whatever, that always works for me XD
#16
Whack it out and slip it in.

The only way to ever get people to like you.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#17
Quote by TDWP RULEZ D00D
Talk to them and invite them to your house and video games or whatever, that always works for me XD


how old are you young man ?
#18
LEAVE.
PIT.

later return to find that all your friends were here in the first place and comeback
have a nice day
#19
Find a group of people you want to make friends with, then dress exactly like them, listen to the same music as them, and adopt all of their mannerisms.

I don't see what's so hard about this.
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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#20
Quote by Slone
Hi, I'm [insert your name here], whats up?

You have nothing to lose if they reject you, just do it.


Yeah do this. Try and start a conversation with people that look like they'll be interested in the same thing as you. Now get out there and make some friends!
H e l l o .
#22
Well, what you do is you click 'Add to friends list', then you can message them any time! Always make friends with people who have members accounts, they can give you all the best stuff for free, 'cos it's worthless to them. However, you should never be friends with n00bs (level 40 or less) 'cos they'll just take all your money.

Talk to people.
#24
Share a join with them, and don't charge. Or better yet, get them addicted to crystal meth so they keep coming back for more.
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"The power of the riff compels me"
Bury Me In Smoke
#26
The best way to be accepted is to act like you're already have everyone's acceptance. Just don't be a dick.
A man, a woman, and a bad musician walk into a bar...

Lady GaGa orders a beer.
#27
Ride the midnight train to anywhere, until you find a small town girl living in a lonely world. Then you'll be set for life.
#28
you should add me.

in need of friends. l0l

will play guitar for friends haha
-jaydee
#30
Quote by Portuguese_boy
If you're in school or uni it's nor hard, if you're grown up you don't need friends.

You always need friends...
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#31
add people on myspace that don't have a picture of themselves (so its a surprise) and meet them alone in real life....wait
If Rock is a life-style, then Metal's an addiction

Yelloooow!


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#32
Become a nice, fun and interesting person who other people will want to be around.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#33
Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
add people on myspace that don't have a picture of themselves (so its a surprise) and meet them alone in real life....wait


buy they may invite me home and do some fun stuff with me
#35
Try being non-conformist, I heard all the cool kids are doing it.
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#36
Do you go to school mate if so just find someonethere with similar intrests and talk to them, and then over time you'll grow close. If not, then just go down to like a skate park and talk with peeps there. There is no art, it just happens. You probably do have friends just don't recognise it.
Quote by Malakian88
Oh my bloody god. Imagine if you were a girl and you woke up to find your little brother's friend standing over you with his erect penis on your breasts...


Indeed.
#37
be your self start a conversation and most importantly do not act differently around girls the only exception for that it to not swear and to be more gentle with them. happy now?
#39
Quote by Gunpowder
Damn, man, mine is only at 18.

Did you use any stat boosting items or anything?


I will admit, I did. I used the "follow the crowd" special item - though it was so hard to find I had to get it off Ebay, damn P&P!
#40
didn't we have a thread like this yesterday which was locked?
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