Poll: Was your first kiss terrible?
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View poll results: Was your first kiss terrible?
No way, I loved it.
130 29%
Eh. Not amazing, not terrible.
149 33%
Yeah, pretty terrible. Why did I?
51 11%
Mine hasn't happened yet.
99 22%
Mine was with the searchbar, why wasn't yours?
21 5%
Voters: 451.
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#1
I know, I made a funny. It's a pun.

I hear a lot of my friends say that their first kiss was a 'mistake' or just sucked.

Obviously it can't be that much of a mistake, compared to something like full sex, it IS 'only a kiss.' But for those who haven't done much (I.E. myself) it is a somewhat big deal.

Anyway, I liked mine. About 3 weeks ago, it was with this girl whom I met at this camp in June. Down the street at this park where no one was, my mom got there to pick me up (she was down the road, she thought I was at the house), so I was like "Shit, if I'm going to do this, I have to now"

I won't bother with the story, the point is, A.) I know I have the jewels to take a step and do it, and B.) We like eachother, so, why is there any reason it should've sucked?

I'm 15 years old, 16 in December

Anyway, does the Pit have any sucky first stories?

Fixed the poll this time
#3
I went for the "Meh" option basically. But it was pretty good, just not amazing. So you have too few options you failure of a TS...
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#4
It was alright. She didn't resist. Resistance is futile.
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#5
Quote by Snakexe
I went for the "Meh" option basically. But it was pretty good, just not amazing. So you have too few options you failure of a TS...


Sorry, I'm not remaking the topic again, but I understand lol.

I'm not a failure of a TS, just a failure of a Pollmaker .
#7
Quote by Kensai
It was alright. She didn't resist. Resistance is futile.

Indeed. You WILL be chloroformed.
#8
it was ok. but i mean, comparatively, it was pretty bad. just like how the first time you have sex isn't necessarily awful but its obviously not great, because at the end of the day you haven't had any practice. most people aren't that good at things the first time they try them, especially things they're a little embarrassed by.
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#10
Quote by Tehzekester
My first kiss sucked. My first makeout owned.


My first kiss WAS my first makeout... and it was pretty damn kool.


Sadly, it was when I was 16.
#14
My first kiss, was in my eyes beautiful.


It was the end of break, middle of the courtyard, noone around, and she just looked in my eyes and reached up on her tip toes, and kissed me.

I was 14, not that bad.


But yeah, faggot stuff out the way, chloroforming is much easier.
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#15
i was kinda surprised. but that's all.
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#16
Drink fueled.
The first one was with my mates boyfriend at the time, then shortly after with my best friend.

BUT My first kiss with my boyfriend was great.
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#19
Quote by OddOneOut
Drink fueled.
The first one was with my mates boyfriend at the time, then shortly after with my best friend.

Typical Essex girl eh?

Sorry for double post.
#20
First lips peck sucked because it was a Spin the Bottle thing.

First proper kiss, amazing.
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#21
Quote by Portuguese_boy
I had a huge boner, it was really strange.


ditto man. ditto.
#22
Didnt suck. at the time I didnt even worry about it sucking, I just went for it. It worked out.
#23
Quote by MightyAl
Indeed. You WILL be chloroformed.




We will adapt.
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#26
Quote by Kensai


We will adapt.

Then I will have to break out the roofies much earlier than planned.
#27
Quote by Portuguese_boy
I had a huge boner, it was really strange.

You could've taken advantage of it.
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#29
Quote by Msu_Man04
I know, I made a funny. It's a pun.

I hear a lot of my friends say that their first kiss was a 'mistake' or just sucked.

Obviously it can't be that much of a mistake, compared to something like full sex, it IS 'only a kiss.' But for those who haven't done much (I.E. myself) it is a somewhat big deal.

Anyway, I liked mine. About 3 weeks ago, it was with this girl whom I met at this camp in June. Down the street at this park where no one was, my mom got there to pick me up (she was down the road, she thought I was at the house), so I was like "Shit, if I'm going to do this, I have to now"

I won't bother with the story, the point is, A.) I know I have the jewels to take a step and do it, and B.) We like eachother, so, why is there any reason it should've sucked?

I'm 15 years old, 16 in December

Anyway, does the Pit have any sucky first stories?

Fixed the poll this time

Well my first kiss was when I was young so I don't really remember... My first one with tongues was just like 'WOW... what was THAT!'
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#31
**** I don't even remember my first kiss.

My first kiss with my last girl was on her forehead technically, because chicks like that stuff.

But our first real kiss was in a hot tub. Sexy time ensued.

And tomorrow I'm gonna have a first kiss with a new girl who is smokin' hot.
I'll post the outcome here if I don't lose interest.
#32
Quote by TurtlesNeverDie
**** I don't even remember my first kiss.

My first kiss with my last girl was on her forehead technically, because chicks like that stuff.

But our first real kiss was in a hot tub. Sexy time ensued.

And tomorrow I'm gonna have a first kiss with a new girl who is smokin' hot.
I'll post the outcome here if I don't lose interest.



You can only have one first kiss you know.
#34
Quote by Portuguese_boy
You can only have one first kiss you know.


I realize that, I meant that I will be kissing a particular girl for the first time soon.
#36
Quote by Portuguese_boy
Stick it in her pooper?

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I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#37
Mine was when I was 13 and I'd joined a choir to spend more time with the girl in question. Our first kiss ended up being in the attic of the church with pictures of Jesus and crosses all around us.
It was good though, mainly because she was older and therefore knew what she was doing.
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#39
Quote by Keef-is-king


When I went to Johns Hopkins CTY at Siena College I had my first kiss. It was in a basement lecture hall on a saturday while watching Ferris Bueller. She was cute and it was unexpected... that was way back in 2004. Wow I feel old.

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#40
Mine was kinda awkward at the start, and slowly became ace, because I realised just what I was doing.

We were hooked up by a friend of mine on the day, and later when I was walking her home, we just stopped and kissed. It was great, lol. It wasn't sloppy or anything xD
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