#1
yea so yea
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#4
Pics or it didn't happen.
Archbishop of Zeppelinism...

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#5
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yea so my friend and i were jamming and we decided to start drinkin some gin n juice...and then his sister's friend came over and somehow i got some head and yea...who else has had a crazy afternoon today...



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#7
Muahahaha.

I had a crazy afternoon.

It was when i almost believed this.
#9
haha ok dont belive this idc
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You're a God among men.

Seriously...


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#10
ah man thats mental! gin AND juice!

i wouldv boked for sure!
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#12
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I believe everything you just said.


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Hanzi_G = god damned prophet.

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#13
Is the sister hot? If she is, then that means her friend was fat and ugly, because hot sisters ALWAYS have ugly friends.

In that event.... gross.
#15
Quote by Slashified
yea so my friend and i were jamming and we decided to start drinkin some gin n juice...and then his sister's friend came over and somehow i got some head and yea...who else has had a crazy afternoon today...



Did you meet 'the cockblocker'?!?
#16
Thats what happens when you give 12 year olds liquor and internet privileges.
I step up to da mic. Bust a rhyme about my hoes, tippin' on fo' fo's.. and someone shoots me in the face. Because rap is stupid.

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#18
Well this one time while I was all alone at home I decided to go wild so I pulled out a bottle of Welch's Sparkling Juice cocktail. It was red grape of course. Man I got so messed up. Let me tell you, after drinking that whole bottle The Jonas Brothers began to look a lot different if you know what I mean. =]
H e l l o .
#19
This thread is quite an obvious attempt for the TS to show that he can get some.


....I believe it.
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#20
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You know what a sh*t barometer is?
It measures the **** pressure in the air.You can feel it! Listen, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of sh*t.
...Beware, my friend. Sh*t winds are a coming.


hahahaahahahaaha did you watch that trailer park boys today too?????

and getting drunk during the day is great until night rolls around and you fall asleep.
#22
Quote by Slashified
yea so my friend and i were jamming and we decided to start drinkin some gin n juice...and then his sister's friend came over and somehow i got some head and yea...who else has had a crazy afternoon today...


OBVIOUSLY false.
Who's "sisters friends" come over, ignore the sister and then give the sister's brother's mate head?

Work that one out
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#24
Quote by Slashified
yea so my friend and i were jamming and we decided to start drinkin some gin n juice...and then his sister's friend came over and somehow i got some head and yea...who else has had a crazy afternoon today...
totally crazy afternoon for me.

i read a thread where a 19y/o rockstar wannabe (who's probably still a virgin) made up a story about getting his knob polished, but couldn't even explain how that supposedly happened.

crazy, i tells ya. crazy!
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#25
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Damn straight... I've been waiting all day to throw that gem into the pit.

ahaha well it worked and it was damn worth it ricky. if only cory and trevor would stop ****ing around....
#26
i drink alot... so afternoons always end up being good times. happy hour was a great invention. today flavor of the day was wine. going light in preparation for whiskey and beer tonight.
#27
Mine was cooler. I sat in front of the computer all day playing Zelda: A Link To The Past while on The Pit.


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and my mom then told me to masturbate more.

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Big burly men grunting without shirts on pretty much summed up my childhood.

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like?
#28
It's 5:00pm somewhere.
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#29


that's why i have a girlfriend, so i don't have to get head from my friend's sister's friend.
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Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

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#30
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Mine was cooler. I sat in front of the computer all day playing Zelda: A Link To The Past while on The Pit.



I love you.

I spent my afternoon playing Ocarina of Time.
#32
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TS has removed "Said" storey due to unreasonable amounts of bullshit?

It would appear so, Moggan. maybe he thinks we'll all forget about it!
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Quote by WyvernOmega

TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#33
Too bad it's been quote like 15 times already =\ lol
I step up to da mic. Bust a rhyme about my hoes, tippin' on fo' fo's.. and someone shoots me in the face. Because rap is stupid.

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#34
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It would appear so, Moggan. maybe he thinks we'll all forget about it!


Forget what?


That he made a complete bullshirt lie and posted it on a guitar forum to boost his ego?