#4
Google is your friend.
We fear violence less than our own feelings. Personal, private, solitary pain is more terrifying than what anyone else can inflict.
Jim Morrison
#5
Quote by af_the_fragile
They sure do... with all that fapping...
If you able to read it, then this.
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#7
Well if you sit all the time with it on your lap, there's a possibility I guess. I've heard that chefs have similar problems, seeing as they're cooking all day on hot surfaces that are around groin level high.

AND SO I WATCH YOU FROM AFAR

#9
Yes, it's because of the heat. Sperm needs to stay warm to survive, not hot or cold. It's the same reason when it's really cold, your balls retract closer to you to get warm and when it's really hot, it lowers away from your body
TO = used for expressing motion or direction toward a point, person, place, or thing approached and reached, as opposed to from

TWO = the number 2

TOO = in addition; also; furthermore; to an excessive extent or degree
#10
Oh shiiiit I'll have none left at this rate
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#11
*takes laptop off of lap*
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#12
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Oh shiiiit I'll have none left at this rate


Don't worry, there will always be tons of guys around to offer you theres.

EDIT: See what I mean? Three posts down. af the fragile, you saucy dog, you.
EDIT - TAKE TWO: And below that one, as well! Now, in all fairness, Popsai isn't quite as saucy as af, but even so, you should take him into consideration.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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#13
I don't know nor do I care. It probably has to be on your lap 24/7 to actually make a difference. Same thing with mountain dew, unless you're drinking it none stop, it won't make a difference.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#15
Quote by Gunpowder
Don't worry, there will always be tons of guys around to offer you theres.

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I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


Quote by shredhead22
why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#16
Quote by af_the_fragile
They sure do... with all that fapping...

exactly what i was gonna say.. porn access anywhere = low sperm count.
Quote by Karl Sanders
its like a four finger, diminished thingy
#17
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Oh shiiiit I'll have none left at this rate


Same here

Oh well, I never wanted kids anyway.

I also heard it produces dangerous electromagnetic radiation. But then again your average alarm clock and cell phone does too.
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Wise words Trashfan.

trashfan
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It's not going to be that great. Although particle physics does give me a hadron.
#20
Quote by Gunpowder
Don't worry, there will always be tons of guys around to offer you theres.

EDIT: See what I mean? Three posts down. af the fragile, you saucy dog, you.


"I wanna see movies of my dreams"
#21
most of the sociopaths and retards on here shouldnt be allowed to have kids anyway so surf on .
#22
Quote by stratdud39
i herd gatorade and pepsi do too.....but that was just a rumor

I know Mountain Dew does, but you have to drink so much that you'd probably die of diabetes before you even were able to have kids.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything