#1
Which would you pick (got the idea from a Hammerfall song). I think i'd serve in heaven, just because I think seeing people getting tortured for the rest of my life would get depressing...and make me sick (rotten.com almost made me puke one time).
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#2
<wiseass> that's from Milton's Paradise Lost </wiseass>

Considering both are imaginary places (but that's a whole new/old thread), whatever.
Wouldn't really matter as eternity and the human psyche probably don't fit very well together, and you'd just end up being numb either way.
#3
Rule in hell.

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#5
Obviously rule hell. Who says you have to continue torturing people. You could turn hell into a tourist attraction for Angels. Best smores, and BBQ hot dogs in the universe.
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#6
Hell. I'd be the most innovative torturer in history! I'd be the only ruler to actually turn a profit!
#7
Satan only said he would rather rule in hell than serve in heaven because he had a superiority complex.
#8
Rule in hell. Really, I don't think anything in there would effect me except that it's me doing the torturing. Plus, you know, the endless sex, the funny times when I stick a knife through someones head and I get a splinter in my hand, seeing people who didn't follow their religion go insane. It'd be a blast!
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<wiseass> that's from Milton's Paradise Lost </wiseass>

Considering both are imaginary places (but that's a whole new/old thread), whatever.
Wouldn't really matter as eternity and the human psyche probably don't fit very well together, and you'd just end up being numb either way.


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#13
You cant rule in hell. You just get reaped, beaten, and eaten in hell.

Im sticking to heaven lol
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#14
Wouldn't Satan rule YOU in Hell? Just a thought. Im going to Heaven when I die. And Dave Mustaine will be there, so it's all good.

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Wouldn't Satan rule YOU in Hell? Just a thought. Im going to Heaven when I die. And Dave Mustaine will be there, so it's all good.


This. Imagine about all the ****ty black metal bands in hell. Megadeth is goin to heaven man.

Besides...dude...it's heaven. It's supposed to be a paradise. I'd rather serve in a paradise than rule a bunch of rocks and sparks. So, I'd rather serve. I'm not technically Christian, but I am close.
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#19
Which would you pick (got the idea from a Hammerfall song). I think i'd serve in heaven, just because I think seeing people getting tortured for the rest of my life would get depressing...and make me sick (rotten.com almost made me puke one time).


Rule in hell...

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#20
However it plays out I suppose.
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#22
Rule in hell, id only torture people when i fellt like it and until then the people could chill.
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Satan only said he would rather rule in hell than serve in heaven because he had a superiority complex.


and he got kicked out...
#26
Rule in hell. I will quote disturbed, " Heaven just isn't hot enough..."
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#27
Rule in hell. This is actually a major point in John Milton's Paradise Lost, I do not know of the song you are talking about. Why would you want to be a slave?
#28
Well there's no way I'm making it into heaven, so it's hell by default. Plus I'd get to wear a badass black pinstripe suit. Score!
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Which would you pick (got the idea from a Hammerfall song). I think i'd serve in heaven, just because I think seeing people getting tortured for the rest of my life would get depressing...and make me sick (rotten.com almost made me puke one time).



i plan to serve in Heaven. It might sound kind of cool to tease about "ruling in hell", but you wouldn't rule in hell. Then again, you might rule the lava enema section of hell, but you'd still be getting the "special" treatment.
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i plan to serve in Heaven. It might sound kind of cool to tease about "ruling in hell", but you wouldn't rule in hell. Then again, you might rule the lava enema section of hell, but you'd still be getting the "special" treatment.


#32
I'm aiming for heaven at the minute and I couldn't be bothered with the effort of turning around.

Heaven is all about pure joy so heaven is the only choice. I'm no entrepreneur so I'd be a rubbish leader anyway and I can't stand really hot and stuffy places.
#33
Rule in hell, because then I could offer the people of hell a reprieve and easily conquer heaven.
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#34
Even if both places are imaginary

I'd chose Hell. Screw that, I don't wanna serve. I want to rule.
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#35
It really depends on which hell we're talking about here... if it's the hell like in Little Nicky, I wouldn't mind ruling and shoving pineapples up Hitler's ass daily. On the other hand, Dante's hell pretty much seems like one giant bummer.
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It really depends on which hell we're talking about here... if it's the hell like in Little Nicky, I wouldn't mind ruling and shoving pineapples up Hitler's ass daily. On the other hand, Dante's hell pretty much seems like one giant bummer.


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#39
Serve in Heaven ftw. Who says you'd rule in Hell? For all you know you might just get ass-raped daily.