#7
JFK and Bigfoot reside in mexico and are roomates, and never give resturaunts ur name especially when their dlivering pizza to ur house. so use a clever cover name like Jim Shwartz or Rusty Shackleford
#10
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This thread might not fail


See wat i did ther

That post is full of win.


c wut i did thar?
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#11
All religions are right.
Biggie Smallz, Tupac, Elvis, Jim Morrison, JFK, MLK Jr., and all of the Deities of the world religions are chilling together playing poker.
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
A generation born to witness
The end of the world

#13
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All religions are right.
Biggie Smallz, Tupac, Elvis, Jim Morrison, JFK, MLK Jr., and all of the Deities of the world religions are chilling together playing poker.



where i wanna join the party
#14
MWAHAHAHHAAHA!

Ok, let's start out with something simple: Fritos lead to STDS.
1. Fritos are salty.
2. When you eat Fritos, you get thirsty.
3. Should Fritos be placed in a bar, you get thirsty. What do you drink in a bar? Alcohol.
4. If you drink enough alcohol, you get hammered.
5. When you get hammered, you're more likely to nail somebody you usually wouldn't.
6. You're also more likely to not use a condom.
7. Lack of condom can lead to contracting an STD.

Yeah.
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