#1
ok so me and my friends teepeed this girl because shes a b*tch and everybody hates her

so after we got home we get on facebook...and she posted a little thing about how she saw are faces and how we did a ****y job of tping her
so im all pissed now bc my feelings are hurt and i feel that i failed...
so i come up with the great idea of wiping sh*t on her door, since she said we did a ****y job, i thought it would be funny to make that b*tch regret her own words

so i take a poo in an envelope and we sneak out again.
we get too her house and we wipe crap all over her door and leave a note smashed in the poo saying yeah we did do a ****y job


we all felt that we won the battle..until the next morning when her dad calls
"OMG THERES FECES ON MY DOOR"
it was pretty hilarious...until we had to go clean it off...

bottom line i think cleaning my own crap off of a door was worth the laugh

...so whats the nastiest/sicking prank uve ever done?
#4
I pooped on the hood of my friends car in the middle of a parking lot. I am not joking either one kid gave me 20$. yes I cleaned it off. he was my ride home.
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#5
I don't play sick pranks because I'm not a sad immature douche bag like yourself.
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I don't play sick pranks because I'm not a sad immature douche bag like yourself.

+1
i cant help bein a douche...i think its my calling
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I don't play sick pranks because I'm not a sad immature douche bag like yourself.

Don't be THAT guy... although you do hold quite a strong point..
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+1
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#12
I always thought it would be funny to shove a dog turd under someones car door handle so when the try to open their door they have **** on their hands. Never actually needed to do this though.
#13
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I don't play sick pranks because I'm not a sad immature douche bag like yourself.


Yes you are, everyone is at some point in their lives
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I don't play sick pranks because I'm not a sad immature douche bag like yourself.


Post is phail
#16
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Don't be THAT guy... although you do hold quite a strong point..


Which guy? The one who doesn't wipe **** on people's doors? I think I'm comfortable being him.


Interesting story, some kid that my younger brother knows got into a feud with a kid on the football team (something about a girlfriend) so the backfield came to his house in the middle of the night and shat on his front porch. I just hope they brought some toilet paper or that would be an itchy drive home.
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I always thought it would be funny to shove a dog turd under someones car door handle so when the try to open their door they have **** on their hands. Never actually needed to do this though.

A friend of mine **** in a diaper and wiped it underneath this douchebag at our school's truck handle. Then the douche completely denied that he put his hand in the poo.

I'm pretty sure he did.
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wait.... you say shes a biiitch but you have her on facebook?



of coarse... only b****es use facebook :P myspace is where its at
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#20

"OMG THERES FECES ON MY DOOR"
?/QUOTE]


that is funny sh*t
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A friend of mine **** in a diaper and wiped it underneath this douchebag at our school's truck handle. Then the douche completely denied that he put his hand in the poo.

I'm pretty sure he did.

Bwahaha! /life complete
#22
well i don't believe it for a minute but my friend told me a bum approached him for change and when he said he didn't have any the dude threw **** on his car
#23
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"OMG THERES FECES ON MY DOOR"
?/QUOTE]


that is funny sh*t


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edit: your story is disgusting

WHY ARE YOU POSTING THAT DAMN VIDEO IN EVERY THREAD!!!!!!!!!


okay, ill let you slide b/c you're a C&C fan
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WHY ARE YOU POSTING THAT DAMN VIDEO IN EVERY THREAD!!!!!!!!!


okay, ill let you slide b/c you're a C&C fan



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#27
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One time i propped a pillow up above a door so when my sister walked in it narrowly missed her.

Yeah i'm pretty tame.

lol
i thought it pretty was hardcore
getting hit with soft cottony things....ouch
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i like where this is going
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