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#1
I haven't masturbated in maybe 6 months. And probably that one time in the past year.

And no I'm not lying I've had nympho girlfriends.
#3
8 hours...

i first started fapping when i was 8/9
you gonna get raped!!!!!!!


Last edited by Zorro.AJ at Aug 8, 2008,
#4
Quote by Into_The_Wild
13 years 7 months

+1
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what do u like better. doing your girlfreind or doing jesus?
the answer to that question should never be 'doing jesus'


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I was looking at porn at the computer froze
#6
I think you mean after being introduced to fapping. I've been Fap-Less since December 27, 2007.
#7
Quote by Into_The_Wild
13 years 7 months


Wait, I think this kid is insinuating that he's never done it.


You need to drop those pants right now and find out what you've been missing out on all this time!
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#8
I tried lent and had my first 3 wet dreams three days in a row. Coincidentally it was the nights Jesus was "dead"
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#9
somewhere around 4weeks, after I dont do it for like 5 days, the urge to do it goes away for some reason
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#12
Wtf.....
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#13
honestly like a week lmao
I've also dated nympho like girls, but for some reason I still enjoy my wank time
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you nose started bleeding, so the first thing you do is post it on UG? i don't understand the reasoning behind that one my friend



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#16
Since I started, one week. Second best is three days which I've only done a few times.
#18
Quote by demiphoenix
19 so odd years, aka never


Don't even try to lie!

If you are serious, you need to do it right now and see what you have been missing.
#20
wet dreams >.>

Never really woke up with spooge around but always with a boner =/
#22
awesome thread
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I masturbationed on my bus driver.
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This man speaks the truth. Pleez to be videoing your horrific death kthxbai.
#24
longest non-fapspree: 3 whole weeks (never again!!!), now it's been about 10 hours ago, and my girlfriend will be here in 2 hours, so then I won't need it (for a day or so:p)

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#25
Quote by demiphoenix
19 so odd years, aka never


Quote by identityxcrysis
*ahem*
18 years


You guys know that not masturbating isn't good right?

More chances of getting prostate cancer, less pen0r activity, less pen0r power, less pen0r ability

And I'm really serious guys

So print some good pictures, go in your bathroom and start doing it

Now
#26
Quote by mikey son
if i get the urge i just punch my pee pees face



If I've ever heard anything more interesting
I definitely can't remember it.
#27
Quote by METALLICAFAN77
I don't have periods.......oh wait.....i dont know. Wasn't there some game on here a long time ago to see who could go the longest without fapping?

The MOD game. There's actually another one running soon, you have till August 10 to sign up if you want.
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your a sick young lady tbh
#28
longer than you?
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#29
Quote by kevC4
More chances of getting prostate cancer, less pen0r activity, less pen0r power, less pen0r ability

And I'm really serious guys



I don't care about the activity and ability.
I'll never get a girl anyway, haha.
#30
once i probably went a day...maybe two...probably just one
'never a victim,' the role model said,
bang-bang, the bad guy is dead,
always a rockstar on eMpty TV,
the lesson complete, now the child has needs.
#31
Quote by identityxcrysis
I don't care about the activity and ability.
I'll never get a girl anyway, haha.


Hookers exists for these problems
#32
Quote by identityxcrysis
I don't care about the activity and ability.
I'll never get a girl anyway, haha.

at least you're honest...
Quote by RoamingConflict
This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#33
Quote by InvaderTSN
That just means you really love Jesus.


hahaha kudos man
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All that theory my guitar teacher tries to drill into my head just gets buried under piles of porn and I never manage to apply any of it
#34
To say you haven't fapped because you've had a nympho maniac shouldn't really count. The real test is to stop flat out. I'd have to say about a month and then there is usually a time i just get bored one day and say.......meh why not.
"They say rock n' roll is dead well not while I'm alive it ain't" - Liam Gallagher

"It is the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors." - Oscar Wilde

#35
Quote by kevC4
Hookers exists for these problems



I'm scared of sex you pay for.
My friends dad got him one for his birthday


...he ended up with crabs...seriously.
#36
And for those who never had should prepare themselves for a whole new world.
"They say rock n' roll is dead well not while I'm alive it ain't" - Liam Gallagher

"It is the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors." - Oscar Wilde

#38
Quote by STPilots17
To say you haven't fapped because you've had a nympho maniac shouldn't really count. The real test is to stop flat out. I'd have to say about a month and then there is usually a time i just get bored one day and say.......meh why not.


+1 This man speaks the truth.

My longest was about 2 months, I think. It maybe was 2 months and 3 weeks but I really don't dare to say that
Quote by RoamingConflict
This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#40
Quote by identityxcrysis
I don't care about the activity and ability.
I'll never get a girl anyway, haha.


That's the spirit.. your fat aren't you?
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
Quote by Necrophagist777
I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮
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