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#1
Flick to Sky News or another news programme and you'll see it says Russia are very close to war with Georgia and invading

This is what they say
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#3
The war is already on.

I'm currently watching a montage on Russia Today with their troops, tanks and fighter jets advancing accompanied by heroic music, with a text "THE WAR IS ON" flashing on the screen.


...


Simplified, the war started because South-Ossetia would rather join Russia than Georgia, causing Georgia to invade them and now the Russians are protecting their interests.
Last edited by Tommy[fin] at Aug 8, 2008,
#4
Uh oh

Scary stuff!

edit: TV news channel Russia Today: huge letters "THE WAR IS ON"
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#5
Shame the map on the page doesn't update in real time!

This won't be good though. Not good at all. If Gordon Brown sticks his fingers in this one he'll lose all of his support and will certainly lose the leadership, well, he's ****ed already, so he might as well.
#8
Russians always cause more trouble then there worth...

And if US/UK even UN intervene it'll be like another cold war, ****ing up years of hard work all over again...
#10
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Russians always cause more trouble then there worth...

And if US/UK even UN intervene it'll be like another cold war, ****ing up years of hard work all over again...


*Prays the the Americans can keep GWB oblivious to this until November*
#11
I realise any joke I try to make at this point will be rather tasteless. I just hope this all doesn't get blown out of proportion.
#12
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Russians always cause more trouble then there worth...

And if US/UK even UN intervene it'll be like another cold war, ****ing up years of hard work all over again...


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Sorry, just finished playing MGS3...

Nothing happened in the Cold War anyway, just a twenty year period of "my penis is bigger than yours!" banter.
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#13
Russia are invading georgia...

is that not like a big fat man beating up a 4 year old?

Dont worry georgia.. help is at hand

AMERICA! **** YEAH
#14
We just need to stay away this time, I don't think Bush and Brown can be so stupid as to fight three wars simultaneously. Or maybe they can. This can't end well.
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#15
The Georgian president has compared their situation to Finland's in the Winter War after being asked what would he wish the Americans did by a reporter.

That's right, asshole, except we didn't invade the Soviet Union and didn't try to unleash a genocide. Also we're less hairy than you.
#16
When i saw that at first i thought it was like Georgia as in the American state and i was like wtf
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#17
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Russians always cause more trouble then there worth...

And if US/UK even UN intervene it'll be like another cold war, ****ing up years of hard work all over again...


nah it will actually be a nuclear war this time...

...wooo 30 seconds and U.K's (where i live) destroyed:p
#18
Does anyone know this song:

TEAM AMERICA!! [F*CK YOU!]

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#21
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Does anyone know this song:

TEAM AMERICA!! [F*CK YOU!]


No, I know the one that goes "F*CK YEAH!" though.
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#22
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#23
Saw this on news, both Bush and Putin are at Olympics LOL.
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#24
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Saw this on news, both Bush and Putin are at Olympics LOL.

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#26
OH NO I LIVE IN GEORGIA.....




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#27
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Wait, is Russia INVADING or PROTECTING THEIR INTERESTS?
Who's on the offensive side, here?

Russia rolled tanks into Georgia...

They said Georgia were commiting "ethnic cleansing".
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#29
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Wait, is Russia INVADING or PROTECTING THEIR INTERESTS?
Who's on the offensive side, here?

Probably using the latter as an excuse to do the first. Georgia had a civil war and Russia wanted to fight. Or so I gather.
#30
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Sorry, just finished playing MGS3...

Nothing happened in the Cold War anyway, just a twenty year period of "my penis is bigger than yours!" banter.

Yeah, but it was scary when either one threatened to use their penis
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#31
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Russia rolled tanks into Georgia...

They said Georgia were commiting "ethnic cleansing".

That's just an excuse, as with most things in politics.

But seriously, I dunno about Georgia's army, but Russia's got plenty of firepower. The scene in Goldmember where Austin fights Mini-Me comes to mind...
#32
It would be absolutely hilarious if Russia declared war on the state in the southeastern US, instead of the country in Asia.

I can imagine a Monty Python sketch about it, and John Cleese is reporting.
#33
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America will loose if they fight Russia

Lol we have more firepower than any other nation, we could go in and wipe out everyonw in iraq in a day and end this whole thing.
But its not "politically right" because there would be innocent casualties.
I say get over it ITS WAR and half of their "innocents" and just car bombers anyways.
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#36
Quote by sashki
Wait, is Russia INVADING or PROTECTING THEIR INTERESTS?
Who's on the offensive side, here?



a smal province bordering the two is in Georgia but wishes to be in Russia, there are rebels tha thave been fighting on small scale there

Georgia was warned that if it attacked Russia would retaliate (Putin warned that is) Georgia attacked, and now it appears Russia are gonna throw down


Lol we have more firepower than any other nation, we could go in and wipe out everyonw in iraq in a day and end this whole thing.



wishful thinking

have you never heard of the missile gap?

in the cold war it was known to US intelligence services that Russia had many more Nuclear missiles than them, and it scared the sh*t out of them

Russia and the US are similarly matched in terms of size and strength in their military, but Russia has slightly more of everything
#37
Russia Aren't Fvcking Invading Georgia.
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#38
Russia have used the olympics to their advantage. While everyone is watching it on T.V, there busy invading Georgia. This doesn't look good. Better hope Bush and Brown don't get involved. Then it really could be WW3.
#39
George really screwed up this time. It all started when he entered the Russian consulate wearing this.

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#40
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You have to go to one hell of a bleak and nihilistic bookie's to play that bet.
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