#2
'When you marry a man with 86 wives you know he knows how to look after them'

This quote made me laugh.
#4
he does not believe that malaria exists

he claims the Prophet Muhammad speaks to him personally


#6
When you marry a man with 86 wives you know he knows how to look after them


So that's what women want!
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#8
Quote by Nugi
170 children?! He desearves a medal..


Imagine the benefit he can claim....

Hold on, he has no job? You know why he's having these kids and marrying these women now don't you?
Quote by Karvid
You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#9
Quote by daniel.mycoe
Imagine the benefit he can claim....

Hold on, he has no job? You know why he's having these kids and marrying these women now don't you?


ssssssh the chavs in Birmingham will get ideas.
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#11
It would be cool if all of them entered menopause simultaneously.

"I said I couldn't marry an older man, but he said it was directly an order from God," she says.


Even easier than ordering russian mailbrides.
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#12
Quote by Cal UK
ssssssh the chavs in Birmingham will get ideas.


Haha! As if they haven't already!
Quote by Karvid
You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#13
Greedy bastard!

Imagine getting 86 sandwiches made for you at once, epic!
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#14
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#15
Quote by R_H_C_P
Greedy bastard!

Imagine getting 86 sandwiches made for you at once, epic!




Is this all UG thinks about? Vagina and sammiches?
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isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#17


I wish I was him.
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#18
Lol, I would imagine not even one of those women would be reasonably attractive.
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#19
Fuck... well, I guess I'll have to make due with just 85 wives then...
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