#1
okay so i'm stealing this from mock the week rules are pretty simple, some one gives an answer and other people try to find the question but it has to be funny.

for example

1- 8500 miles

"if added up the amount of times people have sang i could walk 500 miles at me how many miles would that be?"
#2
Answer: The searchbar.
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
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I WANT THE TWOOTH!

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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#3
I'll warn you now mate the pit fails hard at satire, even than some members of Mock The Week.
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#5
Quote by Ovenman
Answer: The searchbar.


What's a good metal guitar for under $300


Answer: 42
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#6
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Answer: 42


How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answer: I cum Blood

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#7
close this thread, answer is 42 to every question.
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#8
Question: What is more famous than you'll ever be.
Answer: 3 and a half.
Quote by Kensai
Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

Quote by aaciseric
That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#9
Quote by darkvalentine
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answer: I cum Blood

What's the least funny phrase ever?

Cheese
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#11
Quote by darkvalentine
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answer: I cum Blood


Question: What song should i sing to get this girl.

God ive seen that soo many times.

Answer:
!. Buy rope
2. Buy chainsaw
3.????
4.Profit!
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes"

"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through"

#12
This thread will consist entirely of 4chan memes.
I'm watching.
Quote by Kensai
Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

Quote by aaciseric
That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#13
Quote by YngwieJnr
Question: What song should i sing to get this girl.

God ive seen that soo many times.

Answer:
!. Buy rope
2. Buy chainsaw
3.????
4.Profit!


How do i get rid of this annoying girl?

Answer: Van Gough ftw

You only have one lifetime. USE IT!!!

The Athiest of Zeppelinism. PM The Heartbreaker to join.

We Rock Out With Our Cocks Out!:UG Naked Club
#14
question: how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

answer: the lolwut pear.
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Denny Crane.

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touche vman, touche

mate. feed. kill. repeat.
#15
Quote by YngwieJnr
Answer:
!. Buy rope
2. Buy chainsaw
3.????
4.Profit!


Question: how do I masturbate?


Answer: three cups, two pancakes.
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#16
Quote by darkvalentine
How do i get rid of this annoying girl?

Answer: Van Gough ftw


If you cut off your ear and post a picture of yourself on 4chan, what will the responses look like?

Answer: 8 billion.
#17
Question: What this this thread?

Answer: A 4chan memes thread that is failing miserably.
NOIZE
#18
What is this thread?

Quickly robin! to the batcave!
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#19
Q;What does Batman say when feeling frisky?

A: Me.
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
#20
Who would i screw just for fun?

My spidey senses are tingling!
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I'm not in a wheelchair, but I own one just for fun.
#21
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Who would i screw just for fun?

My spidey senses are tingling!

How can you tell if Mary-Jane is cheating on you?

The North Pole.
Quote by Kensai
Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

Quote by aaciseric
That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#23
Quote by alteredgod
What's not the south pole
Horny.

What does alteredgod feel when he follows me from thread to thread?

Dragonforce.
Quote by Kensai
Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

Quote by aaciseric
That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.