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I have some sad news folks,
stijn aka noxiosimitator is in a coma since a couple of hours ago. I was skating with him at our local skatepark, everything went well until he tried a backflip. I saw that it went wrong and he felt down pretty hard, when I got to him his head was bleeding and he didn't response to me. I immediately called the ambulance, the medical staff wouldn't let me go with him and later that day I went to the hospital to see if everything was alright with him and the doctor told me he was in a coma. the doctor hasn't told me allot because I'm not a relative and I couldn't get to see him. his parents are with him right now... lets al have our fingers crossed and hope he gets better soon
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I don't know of him.

But, it sounds pretty bad, I hope he gets better
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who is noxiosimitator?

nb: i think this is probably a hoax. i hope so, even if i don't have a clue who this person is and why this is posted.
my name is matt. you can call me that if you like.

He's one of the few good ones!!!

I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
That sucks, hope he pulls through.
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who is noxiosimitator?

...hoax? Are you joking?

And that sucks, I hope he'll be okay.
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who is noxiosimitator?

A) I doubt it. These two guys are friends in real life.
B) An all around cool dude.

My fingers are crossed noxious.
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IDK him but hope he pulls through.
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nice discovery, sir.

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oh crap.
*crosses fingers*
EDIT: this is why you're supposed to wear a helmet folks.
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I remember making his christmas avatar!
Pull through, dude.
*fingers crossed*
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i don't know who he is but...good luck.
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I hope he wakes up and gets better.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.

*crosses fingers*

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Ouch, I hope he gets better, he's pretty funny.

*crosses fingers*

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Shit man. Hope everything gets better!
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
I hope he pulls through and his family are ok.
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Damn, I hope he wakes up and gets well soon.

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Noxios is one of the good ones


Hope he wakes up soon, and with everything inside intact.
I don't know him, but I hope he wakes up soon.
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Holy **** I always remember him because he was one of the first UG'ers I remember from when I first joined. From what I know of him he's a good guy.

Best wishes from me and The Pit. Get well soon.


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
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