#5
Whoever cleans up after music festivals
GEAR
PRS Custom 24
Tanglewood ROCK III
Epiphone LP Custom
Squier Strat
Epiphone Explorer
Ibanez GRG07LTD2
Marhsall AVT100
Originally posted by fender1618
i would rather have a guitar in place of my organs, OR CANDY
#6
Working in an office or something soul destroying like that.
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#7
Ever had to mop up puddles of puke/mountain dew while being told by everybody around you to hush up?

Movie theaters suck.
Quote by top shelf

I couldn't do it [masturbate] with the cast on however. That's when I dug out my baby sister's stuffed animals and went to town

Quote by Tubyboulin
Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#9
student assistant counselor at my high school about six years ago...

nothing says awesome like the words "Stud. Ass. Counselor" below ur picture in the yearbook

Rainsong BI-WS1000N2
CA Blade Electric
PRS Santana SE
Ibanez Artcore AF75
Carlo Robelli Jumbo A/E

Fulltone Fulldrive2
EHX Small Clone
Buddha Wah
Ibanez AD9 Delay
Ibanez Vintage EQ

Crate V18-112
Peavey Vypyr 75
Roland MicroCube
#11
cum sponger on a porn set.
Gear:
PRS Tremonti SE with PRS USA Tremonti pickups
2001 Ibanez RG470
Peavey Bandit 112
Fender Superchamp XD
USA Jackson SL1
#12
Quote by NotAGuitarHero
Ever had to mop up puddles of puke/mountain dew while being told by everybody around you to hush up?

Movie theaters suck.

this
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#14
Quote by Bullethead
emo, thats the worst job ever


Shitty joke.

I think working construction on a skyscraper, for me, at least. I'm shitscared of that kind of height.
#16
Quote by Bullethead
emo, thats the worst job ever


Otherwise known as unemployed? That's not a job I'm afraid.
#17
the one who cleans up crime scenes/accidents? (murder and stuff, like really bloody)
Quote by Carmel
You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
#20
Bathroom Attendant is probably the worst...

You'd be hearing pee hitting the urinals... then when it gets quiet...

*moans* Ahhhh... *push* Errgghh.
私の名前はアジリョです

Quote by MarshmallowPies
I snapped my high E once and sliced my finger open, so I can only assume snapping the low E would put me into a coma or something.