#1
Today I was playing soccer with my friends, and I decided to be the goalkeeper

everything was okay until someone shot the ball directly towards my crotch... it didn't hit my balls, just my penis and it hurt like hell. Pain subdued after a few minutes, and i got a few red bruises on it. i'm afraid that i might get erectile dysfunction or something like that... will it be ok?

for the lulz.
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#3
Gotta hate those tip hits
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#8
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wear a cup next time maybe?


It's soccer....you don't wear a cup...for soccer
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It's soccer....you don't wear a cup...for soccer

You could.....its not a bad idea after hearing this story =]


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#11
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It's soccer....you don't wear a cup...for soccer

Why? If I played any sport I'd wear a cup.
Hell, I wear a cup when I walk down the street. You never know when a random person will come up and kick you in the balls.
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#12
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Get your mom to kiss it and make it better



i got hit in the penis too!!!

o.O

O.o
#13
thats y i don't play sports.

not really, i don't play sports cuz i'm fat =(
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#14
Happened me in a ruck before. Not nice. But yeah you'll be ok, it should go back to normal after a few days.
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Get your mom to kiss it and make it better



HAHAHAHAH I was going to say that, so +437695763429857, give or take
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#17
Oh man that sucks that once happen to me but I was playing paintball... It hurt soooo muchhhh I'm glad it didn't hit me in the balls tho.. That would have been even worse
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Fap and let us know if you cum blood.
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this

act like a man not a pro football player
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#21
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Why? If I played any sport I'd wear a cup.
Hell, I wear a cup when I walk down the street. You never know when a random person will come up and kick you in the balls.

Guess what?

You're a pussy.

This happened to me once when I was in goal, I seen it coming and there was no way I could block it... So I tensed, I tensed like I never tensed before, and it was the best shot ever, it didn't just avert the shot but it was the most amazing goal ever.

True story.
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Last edited by kidsilcon at Aug 8, 2008,
#22
better watch out next time, someone could have kicked a live dinosaur at you..ow...
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Oh man that sucks that once happen to me but I was playing paintball... It hurt soooo muchhhh I'm glad it didn't hit me in the balls tho.. That would have been even worse


Pointblank range or ? still bloody sore though >.<
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#25
Quote by kidsilcon
Guess what?

You're a pussy.

This happened to me once when I was in goal, I seen it coming and there was no way I could block it... So I tensed, I tensed like I never tensed before, and it was the best shot ever, it didn't just avert the shot but it was the most amazing goal ever.

True story.



Grr..i hate when people say that
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#26
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Pointblank range or ? still bloody sore though >.<

Maybe around 20 yrds.... It hurt soooo bad I was just rolling on the ground saying I was hit but they kept shooting at me
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#27
Ahhh that sucks man >.< I went I was under 16, Us kids got to shoot at what ever range we wanted, we got body armour too and wern't allowed to be Pointblanked

But it's great fun, sore but great fun
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So I, with a broomstick(Just in case) walk right where they can see me and I said:

"You kids ever taken a broom up the ass?"

The look on their face was priceless, and they ran, and I mean ran like a bat out of hell.
#28
Put it in the freezer.

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#29
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Grr..i hate when people say that

Okay, I sawed it coming.
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Cool, I was kidding

Apologies.
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