#1
I check my toilet for humans, and things before going. --The Hills Have Eyes 2

How bout' you?
Camilla Choads.
#3
I paddle high school kids - Dazed and Confused

The great thing about high school girls is I keep getting older, and they stay the same age.
Like podcasts? Listen to these!
BEER!
VIDEO GAMES!
MOVIES/GEEKY SHIT!

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#6
When ever someone tried to walk past me, i stand open legged and shout YOU SHALL NOT PASS.


Archbishop of Zeppelinism...

Quote by Beakwithteeth
Get him into blues. Lyrical depth-not so much. But it is groovy and it is black people's music so if he doesn't enjoy then he is not a true black person.

#7
I now do Heroin and prostitution.
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You'll Never Walk Alone
#8
Quote by I-AM-NOT-GOD
When ever someone tried to walk past me, i stand open legged and shout YOU SHALL NOT PASS.






I make people get in my car before me while I stand far away...just in case.~ The Godfather.
Quote by Haedadru
I suggest nicola teslas powered radiation death ray mounted on an orange, top secret, neo-nazi flying swastika

What?
#9
Quote by I-AM-NOT-GOD
When ever someone tried to walk past me, i stand open legged and shout YOU SHALL NOT PASS.



*kicks in the balls*

I dive in public toilets to get anal suppository heroin doses - Trainspotting
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#14
i cut scars in peoples faces in the shapes of smiles after asking them "why so serious?" - i shouldn't have to say where that's from
Call me Jack.
All that you love...
...you must love now.
My Gear:
PRS Custom 24
Standard MIM Tele
Larrivée LV-09E
Rivera Clubster 45 112 Combo Tube
Boss ME-20 Multi-effects pedal
Boss OC-3 Super octave pedal
My own home-made octave-up pedal
#16
Quote by Arrived+Dparted
i cut scars in peoples faces in the shapes of smiles after asking them "why so serious?" - i shouldn't have to say where that's from

hahaha! you're funny!
#18
i fight crime because of batman
Wake up
Your hiding in your nightmares
Your screaming behind closed eyes
What the hell are you waiting for
#19
Well... I tried to stop flipping a coin to make my decisions since I watched the new Batman. However, I relapsed today
Also, after the Truman Show, like everyone else I used to look out for cameras everywhere.
#20
Nothing, because that would justify the whole, "people copy what they see in tv and movies" thing.
Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
Gibson Faded V
Warmoth Strat copy
Epiphone Hummingbird (FS!!)
Ibanez SR400QM
Fender BXR100
Reggae Bass Covers mahn!!!

#21
Quote by Gerald The Mous
I don't go on trains in Europe. - Eurotrip.

Mi scusi!! - Saddam Hussein look-a-like.
Quote by Atomic_Assault
lololololol that was epic andyd93. you just made my day


PROUD EVERTONIAN
#22
Quote by postmortem2006
I destroy helicopters with cars because I'm out of bullets.


Be cool.
#23
Quote by untalented
Well... I tried to stop flipping a coin to make my decisions...


What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?
#24
I began constructing a women suit because of Silence of the Lambs.
Honorary Masshole. PM SOADFanSince'98 to join


Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner....
#26
Quote by Sir Anonymous
What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?


I refuse to put anything that masturbates my ego in my sig.
#27
i help afghani rebels wage war - charlie wilson's war
i wonder if "big brother" caught that?
Is your name Mike? Do you want to be everyone's friend? Do you look similar to lots of other people? If so click here

Quote by LesPaulLeader08


Fucking win S&R!
#29
I play recorded studio laughs when I tell a retarded incredibly stupid sex related joke.

Friends.
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
#31
I use the force.

Star Wars.
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#32
i drive mini-motorcycles (pocketbikes) thru mini-loops.

jackass2
Help Out A Dentist; Play Rugby


I have now met 1/5 of the original GNR lineup.
so far: Steven Adler
to go: Axl, Slash, Izzy, Duff.

Quote by ReeseKillsHIV

You sir, are a nice person.
#33
I'm avoiding putting any ring on my finger.

- LOTR
Quote by Guns N' r0ses
I think its 18 in california but I'm just wonderin cuz if i get caught then I can be like "well legally im allowed to watch [porn]" and they'll be like "k koo"
#34
I hurl forks. I hurl them with deadly accuracy. I'm a limey fork flinger.

Anyone who guesses this movie... get's immediate sexual gratification.

From me.
We're only strays.