#1
So whens the last time you ****ed up so badly?

Inspired by what just happened an hour ago, i was an hour late for a meeting.

  • I am the chairperson of the organization.
  • The meeting was schedule at May.
  • I told all other schools to bring their representatives because they've missed all others.
  • I've let down the girl that i was really into (my secretary), not forgetting all the other assholes who has dissapointed her. (ie a really good friend of mine)
  • Nobody was there when i arrived.


So how was your day?
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#3
senior year, a lot of responsibilities this time.
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#4
Oh god. I almost reported you. I'm a little hyped up over the advertising threads popping up lately. Glad I read.
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#5
I commited suicide.
Twice.

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#6
I forgot to put the toiletseat down
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#7
my day? i sat at home and did practically nothing. yep, its a hard life.
god loves the working man. unfortunately, that puts me in deep crap.

you sir, may c*m blood, but i sh*t diamonds, guess which is more painful. especially after curry.

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#8
I once bought a 1L bottle of Coke, and left it in my friend's car.

He drank it.

Worst $1.90 I ever spent.
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#9
i played a straight 5 hours of city of heroes, and i can tell you that i am no going back to pentagon city
#11
The pit never gives themselves some goals to accomplish don't you guys.
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#12
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The pit never gives themselves some goals to accomplish don't you guys.


thats not true, i reached level 14
#13
My laptop broke and I have to mail it in.
I won't get it back for two weeks.
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#15
Well.... I got up, and I listened to some music. Then I got on here for awhile, and then I hung out with some good friends from like 1:00 to 10:00, and then I got back on here. Thats what I did today.
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#16
Well i hope they continued it without me, and i'm going to apologize and make it up to my secretary by taking her out.

Yet i don't remember since i last screwed up that big, unlike the time i didn't go to our big National Honor Society event because i fell off a moving ****ing car while on the way. :S
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#18
I completely missed out on asking a girl out.

She's currently dating a dutchbag who weights 260 pounds and has a three inch phallus.

She says she's never been happier.

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#20
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I completely missed out on asking a girl out.

She's currently dating a douchebag who weights 260 pounds and has a three inch phallus.

She says she's never been happier.



fixed

I went to bed at 6 in the morning, woke up at 12 pm went to breakfast and went to work. I've been packing my **** up cuz we are moving soon. No failure on my part yet, so hopefully everyone has a better day tomorrow than today.
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#21
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I completely missed out on asking a girl out.

She's currently dating a dutchbag who weights 260 pounds and has a three inch phallus.

She says she's never been happier.

Better then asking someone out who was already dating someone.

I still don't believe her as I've never seen this mystery guy before. I guess that was my biggest failure.
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#22
well i have to wake up 6am tomorrow......5 hours earlier than usual
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#23
I told a teacher I skipped her class. She approached me just as lunch began and asked me where I was. I was directly on the spot. Mind was blank. I'm an idiot.
Mudedit: This was the start of last year by the way.
#24
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I forgot to put the toiletseat down



I forgot to wipe off the toilet seat before settling for a dump in a public toilet, right after some azn guy had walked out of the toilet.

The sensation of feeling something wet on your buttocks, and then one second later realizing what it is was quite traumatic.
#25
ON second though, my biggest failure is something completely different.

Totally me a girl this summer, absolutely fell head over heels writing-songs-for-her in love with her. Last time we hung out was around...two weeks ago. She hasn't called me, messaged me on MSN, nothing. Hasn't even so much as dropped me a myspace message. She hasn't answered a single one of my calls. Or messages I left her.

She's honestly avoiding me. I'm starting to think that I said something completely creepy to her and now she just does not want anything to do with me whatsoever.
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#26
I was at work and I needed to sort all of these boxes which were stacked and wrapped up so I took out my 3inch blade knife to cut the plastic and right when I do it my jumps back and says in a half-joking way, "Hey what do you think you are; Mexican carrying around a knife like that? Dont hurt yourself!" and I say "I know, I know..." and then he walks away laughing at his own joke. It was maybe ten seconds after he said that when my other thumb got in the way and the knife sliced off the tip of it.

Im thinking "Oh crap, this is one of the embarrassing things ever" so I try to descretly but quickly get to the bathroom to take care of it but too late my boss sees me and says "Hey what are you doing? Whats wrong?" and I say "Oh I just nicked my thumb a little bit with knife. No biggie."

But no..... he has to follow me to the bathroom so he can see what I did and that it was a good slice on the tip and he started laughing and ing jokes, "Hey, what did I just get done telling you? I told you!"

OMG I never heard the end of it as long as I worked there. He was always ing jokes about that.

But that was probably the worst time I couldve chosen to do that.... seconds after he got done telling me to be careful.
#27
my best friend whos a girl gave me and hj last night and we did alot of stuff and the next day she breaks my heart and tells me she doesnt like me like that.
blows
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#28
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my best friend whos a gave me and hj last night and we did alot of stuff and the next day she breaks my heart and tells me she doesnt like me like that.
blows

Sorry about that dude. Sounds like your in the "friend zone"... but with benefits. I feel your pain, Im in a lot of friend zones too and mine dont even have benefits....
#29
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Man am I glad you said total failure rather than epic failure.


+ a million, seriously.

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#30
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Sorry about that dude. Sounds like your in the "friend zone"... but with benefits. I feel your pain, Im in a lot of friend zones too and mine dont even have benefits....


yeha it blows but thanks, whatever. its honestly better without benifits because you get to attached.
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#31
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I forgot to put the toiletseat down



i've done that before...i hit the water
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#33
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I commited suicide.
Twice.

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#34
Pretty much whenever my friends try to talk to me about Science. Especially the String Theory.

Or my most noticable scar to date. Being in a trolley with three guys tied to a BMX by string speeding down a hill may not be the best of ideas.
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