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Heres the thread for dummer jokes! Post your funniest drummer jokes (try to keep it PG 13... Then again this is the pit so go nuts)
Heres my Fav:

If I wasn't a musician id be a drummer- Dave mustaine


Two musicians and a drummer walk into a bar.


Whats do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted.
#3
a drummer. thats all i need to say, they are the joke.
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#5
Hey What do you call Buddy Rich?

More talented than you.

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#6
Quote by corrda00
If I wasn't a musician id be a drummer- Dave mustaine

Dave Mustaine. Such an amazing man.

How bout: What's the difference between a large cheese pizza and a drummer?

A large cheese pizza can feed a family of 4!

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

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#8
"what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?"
"homeless"

but for mocking drummers :P
"how many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb"
"100... 1 to do it. and 99 to complain that they could do it better and quicker"

#15
Why did the drummer get kicked out of the band?

When he approached them and said, "Hey guys, I wrote some new songs we should try..."
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#16
what's the difference between a drummer and a baby?
the baby is way smarter
god loves the working man. unfortunately, that puts me in deep crap.

you sir, may c*m blood, but i sh*t diamonds, guess which is more painful. especially after curry.

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#17
Quote by jimmy_neutron
What does a drummer use as contraception?


His personality


Nice! Lmfao!
#19
What do you call the guy that keeps the tempo and beat of the music?

The drummer.


What do you call a band without a drummer?

Fucked.
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#20
Quote by guitarman547
life for musicians is hard; for drummers, its damn near impossible!
:L


that's not a joke


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#21
A good drummer joke? Well, I don't know you could look to any punk band for one of those. Same goes for guitar and bass.
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#22
How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they have machines for that now.
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Quote by Shard Prime
What do you call the guy that keeps the tempo and beat of the music?

The drummer.


What do you call a band without a drummer?

Fucked.


But those weren't funny.
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#25
Quote by tayroar
A good drummer joke? Well, I don't know you could look to any punk band for one of those. Same goes for guitar and bass.


you sir, are an idiot. your random hating on every punk band is laughable, more so than most of these jokes.
Last edited by alyxmelia at Aug 8, 2008,
#26
"Where is the drummer?" "I killed him."
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#27
Quote by Shard Prime
What do you call the guy that keeps the tempo and beat of the music?

The bassist
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I keep better tempo than my drummer.


What's the difference between a drummer and a chicken?

People get their money's worth when they buy a chicken's drumsticks.
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Is it bad that I imagined you saying that in a really sexy voice?
#29
Quote by alyxmelia
you sir, are an idiot. your random hating on every punk band is laughable, more so than most of these jokes.


I was joking I actually like a few punk bands. Punk bands just generally aren't very technical which is fine that is where the joke comes from.
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#30
Quote by tayroar
I was joking I actually like a few punk bands. Punk bands just generally aren't very technical which is fine that is where the joke comes from.


as much of a pussy as i am for backing down... my apologies for snapping... im sleep deprived
#31
how many drummers does it take to wallpaper a room,


1 if you slice him thin enough
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#35
"He died in a bizarre gardening accident."
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#38
Quote by Dinodrummer
And then he says "that's no musician that's our drummer!"


*ba dum shaaa*


your joke would have been nothing without that talented drummer at the end of your post you know that?
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