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#2
seriously? iv jacked it twice since iv been here....

ecookie to whoever gets the movie quote.

and besides, its normal, dont worry about it. learn to "release the pressure" and learn the art of the cold shower.
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#4
FAP ITS THE ONLY WAY

srsly go fap
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#5
Quote by xxunder-takerxx
seriously? iv jacked it twice since iv been here....

ecookie to whoever gets the movie quote.

and besides, its normal, dont worry about it. learn to "release the pressure" and learn the art of the cold shower.



40 Year Old Virgin. 13 eh? Enjoy the hormones and take the above advice.
#6
interesting..
the thing is, your a boy.
and the spelling is masturbated...
and just do it. then youll be okay.
for a few hours.
so do it again.
and so on.
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#7
Ah yes, you have a condition that many guys live with and are affected by everyday. It's called a penis.
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#8
fap and all things will be clear young one
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#10
Quote by xxunder-takerxx
seriously? iv jacked it twice since iv been here....

ecookie to whoever gets the movie quote.

and besides, its normal, dont worry about it. learn to "release the pressure" and learn the art of the cold shower.

40 year old virgin?

EDIT: Beaten to it....
#11
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#12
Quote by xxunder-takerxx
seriously? iv jacked it twice since iv been here....

ecookie to whoever gets the movie quote.

40 year old virgin FTW sir.

and dude why don't you just jack it? also your thread sucks

EDIT:phuck my slow computer i was beaten to it. thread still sucks
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#13
Quote by clincher09
Ah yes, you have a condition that many guys live with and are affected by everyday. It's called a penis.

actually it's our testes.
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#14
You think something is wrong with you because you're 13 and you can't stop thinking about sex? OF course you're normal. When you start puberty all you can think about is sex.
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#15
Fap.


No, I'm serious, fap.

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#16
lol....well im 14 and ive been masturbating since i was 9(cumming since 11)
and i can swich my hormones off whenever i chose...

so...im dead serious when i say this

...go fap
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#17
its clear to see from above posts and common sense that your solution is: FAP!!
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#18
Crap. There are erotic pics in the links that I published (wiki).
Search for Puberty, Hormones, and Masturbation in wikipedia.
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#19
Thats how my gf is. It was hot at first but its kinda gotten to the point of weirdness, its all she ever thinks about. But you're a dude so its normal, just fap.
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#20
Quote by Myung-trucci
and im only 13. I've never masdurbated. what is wrong with me?


...you are a growing boy!


and you should get out that extra semen that is backed up in your system. the guys here will help. i will not because i am a girl and i cannot do anything for you.
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#21
Quote by bdfs05
lol....well im 14 and ive been masturbating since i was 9(cumming since 11)
and i can swich my hormones off whenever i chose...

so...im dead serious when i say this

...go fap


dude i didnt start fapping until i could actually cum... so i'm curious. when the fuuck do you stop jacking it when you cant cum? do you just like do it for thirty minutes then check the clock and go.. "k im done ma!"
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#22
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actually it's our testes.


You jack your balls off? What the hell man?
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#23
Well, it's obvious to me as an impartial spectator that if you can't stop thinking about sex you need to take action! Have sex with the next person you see and then you can think about other things like unicorns, rainbows, and equal rights.
#24
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Ah yes, you have a condition that many guys live with and are affected by everyday. It's called a penis.


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#25
...Why are you reading this when you could be fapping?
Why am I typing this when I should be fapping?


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#26
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#27
Quote by schecter92
interesting..
the thing is, your a boy.
and the spelling is masturbated...
and just do it. then youll be okay.
for a few hours.
so do it again.
and so on.

That was a wonderful poem, man.
#28
im fapping now
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#30
Quote by Altoidwithmelon
howz botu you masturbate..and remember..it isnt rape if you yell surprise

It isn't rape until you basically tell them you're about to rape them?


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#31
Quote by Myung-trucci
and im only 13. I've never masdurbated. what is wrong with me?


These people are wrong. You're doomed. I'd recommend stuffing yourself down the incinerator before you infect someone else...
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#34
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howz botu you masturbate..and remember..it isnt rape if you yell surprise


It isn't rape if they agree to have sex with you.
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oooh look at me, i'm clincher, internet tough guy


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#37
Quote by RU Experienced?
Well, it's obvious to me as an impartial spectator that if you can't stop thinking about sex you need to take action! Have sex with the next person you see and then you can think about other things like unicorns, rainbows, and equal rights.

What if he sees his mom?
#38
Quote by patrickrh
dude i didnt start fapping until i could actually cum... so i'm curious. when the fuuck do you stop jacking it when you cant cum? do you just like do it for thirty minutes then check the clock and go.. "k im done ma!"


until it hurts

...no joke it feels good until u get to the point that it hurts
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Yep, it's Soviet UG versus bdfs05.

good luck.

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fuck yea i got sigged


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When you're in the Pit, substitute any valid, reasonable answer with one of the following: fap, smoke pot, drink alcohol, rape, and/or murder.
#39
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What if he sees his mom?

Simple math my friend. There are 6 billion people in the world which means the chances of the next person he sees being his mom is only 1.6 x 10^-10

So as you can see the chances of that happening is literally 0.
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