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#1
ahha post your numbers i am at 14!

bam the pain wasnt worth it, but id do it again haha


post you nubmers and stories!
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Quote by Sol9989
Caramello wins life.

Quote by A8039077
Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
#3
hahahah i can agree with that
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Quote by Sol9989
Caramello wins life.

Quote by A8039077
Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
#4
3.

After that I start firing blanks.
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#6
hahah i get to like 6 and then im outta juice
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Quote by Sol9989
Caramello wins life.

Quote by A8039077
Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
#7
4 and yes, after 3, there is nothing left
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#8
8. Goddamn, it starts to hurt.
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#12
yeah that burning raw feeling,

i guess hell feels like bating off 8+ times a day
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Quote by Sol9989
Caramello wins life.

Quote by A8039077
Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
#14
2 maybe 3

im not addicted like you guys


yes i am
d[(x)(x)]b

Quote by TomD03

we'd sit in the basement and i'd do a little "I'll show u mine if you show me yours" so i had 3 baby vaginas staring at me


R.I.P. Billy Mays
#15
Umm. My record is 8. But, I haven't tried in a long time.
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#17
Quote by delicious
I've gotten around 3. It's not worth the pain.
My friend said he got like 15 and his girlfriend was on the phone for all of them. But how credible is a PHONE WITNESS anyway?


+1

LOLOLOL phone whitness how can you have a convo while you fap? ahhaha maybe it was just one incredibly long on ebecuase his gfs voice is really ugly and he broke it up into 15 segments
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Quote by Sol9989
Caramello wins life.

Quote by A8039077
Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
#18
The maximum amount I've masturbated in a day is 4 times. That's the legal limit in the state of Florida.
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#20
5...then i shoot sperm powder
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#21
I've done 5, it got a little boring after that.
We've drained full confession booths, polluted drinking wells with our repentances, and then stood grinning with our arms around the shoulder of a rotting child.



If you resist change, you will be here forever.
#23
Quote by I Have no Soul
I got to 6 and then your mom didn't want to show me her tits anymore.


well played
#24
Quote by kellanj
well played


agreed
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Quote by Sol9989
Caramello wins life.

Quote by A8039077
Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
#25
14 as well...alone the whole day...
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The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

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#26
Quote by Caramello Ruell
agreed


yes
Quote by RU Experienced?
Go see U2, then you can say you contributed money to Bono's giant Irish tower built out of the blood, tears, and the hopes of African children.
#27
Quote by af_the_fragile

9,993

Unless you suffer from extreme premature ejaculation, this is impossible. The only wayt his could happen was if you looked at your dick and it triggered an orgasm.
#28
Quote by DarkEra97
Unless you suffer from extreme premature ejaculation, this is impossible. The only wayt his could happen was if you looked at your dick and it triggered an orgasm.



sigged

and life would be so much easier if you could look at your wang and it would explode like 4th of july
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Quote by Sol9989
Caramello wins life.

Quote by A8039077
Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
#29
Quote by DarkEra97
Unless you suffer from extreme premature ejaculation, this is impossible. The only wayt his could happen was if you looked at your dick and it triggered an orgasm.

Trust me... I was trying to make it to 10,000...
I started early morning but i could only make it to 9,993 by midnight. Then it was the next day so i couldn't count that...
It was a long day...
#30
I did it 8 once.

My dick hurt after the eighth, but I was just so horny.

Normally do it AT THE MOST maybe twice a day now. I've learned my lesson.
#31
I'm at like 4.

My buddy said 26.
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#32
I've done 3 multiple times. One of those times I also had nocturnal emission so I came 4 times that day.
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#33
Quote by Caramello Ruell
sigged

and life would be so much easier if you could look at your wang and it would explode like 4th of july



that would be the worst dude. think about it when your in the bathroom suronded by guys and you just randomly jizz on everybody i
d[(x)(x)]b

Quote by TomD03

we'd sit in the basement and i'd do a little "I'll show u mine if you show me yours" so i had 3 baby vaginas staring at me


R.I.P. Billy Mays
#34
Quote by Dog--
I did it 8 once.

My dick hurt after the eighth, but I was just so horny.

Normally do it AT THE MOST maybe twice a day now. I've learned my lesson.



yeah i learnt mine too haha the Hard way
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Quote by Sol9989
Caramello wins life.

Quote by A8039077
Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
#36
Quote by shrdtilyourdead
that would be the worst dude. think about it when your in the bathroom suronded by guys and you just randomly jizz on everybody i

That would be quite epic!
Covering your mates in your own jizz and then screaming out "Owned Bitch!!"
#37
Quote by shrdtilyourdead
that would be the worst dude. think about it when your in the bathroom suronded by guys and you just randomly jizz on everybody i



im cool as long as it goes on everyone but me, and you could make a fortune in bets made at bars
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Quote by Sol9989
Caramello wins life.

Quote by A8039077
Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
#39
Quote by Caramello Ruell
ahha post your numbers i am at 14!

14.......
you sir, are a pig.
my highest is 2.
if i get above 2 i feel like a f***ing pervert.
you see pit, i actually have a life....
HAHAHA nah i dont, i love the pit.
but my highest is 2....
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#40
Quote by Caramello Ruell
yeah i learnt mine too haha the Hard way

nice pun
Quote by Ichimaru
I've always wanted to meet a really hot readhead so that I could tell her name is Moses and I'm here to see the burning bush.
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