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#1
So a couple of days ago i was doing some "grooming" and i notice that i had some new hair on the fun area (right on my shaft) i decided to try to shave it cause theres no way in hell im going over there with siccors. apparently i didnt notice i had done it cause it was so small. so later im in the shower "doing my business" and what do you know that little piece of unnoticeable revealed flesh grew...alot. plus the shampoo i was using for lube didnt help the burning much. thank god it isnt bleeding. so now its pretty dam painful. how long should i "stay off it?"
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#2
First time I've used this meme: "Pics or it didn't happen"

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Quote by joeyc
So a couple of days ago i was doing some "grooming" and i notice that i had some new hair on the fun area (right on my shaft) i decided to try to shave it cause theres no way in hell im going over there with siccors. apparently i didnt notice i had done it cause it was so small. so later im in the shower "doing my business" and what do you know that little piece of unnoticeable revealed flesh grew...alot. plus the shampoo i was using for lube didnt help the burning much. thank god it isnt bleeding. so now its pretty dam painful. how long should i "stay off it?"


#4
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First time I've used this meme: "Pics or it didn't happen"

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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#5
wat


oh god.
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#6
give it a once over every day, but don't touch it "forcefully" (if you catch my drift) until it doesn't hurt at all.
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#7
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give it a once over every day, but don't touch it "forcefully" (if you catch my drift) until it doesn't hurt at all.

Yeah, no angry masturbation.
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That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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#8
I've never cut myself shaving my naughties. Because I know how to do it properly.

By the way, I don't know if you're serious or not, but if you whacked it with shampoo, you're about to have a miserable couple of days.
#9
Stay off it for a good three or four days, as painful as that may be. Also, as hilarious as this may sound, you might want to put a bandaid on it. One time at a concert, however it worked out, my buddy popped out of my boxers and my zipperflap (on the inside) was open, and I scraped the top of the head. Major ouch. I couldn't walk for a day or two cause it hurt so bad, but as soon as I put a bandaid on, it felt way better and healed really quickly.
#10
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First time I've used this meme: "Pics or it didn't happen"

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i see what you did there lol. im talking about the cut
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#11
Quote by joeyc
So a couple of days ago i was doing some "grooming" and i notice that i had some new hair on the fun area (right on my shaft) i decided to try to shave it cause theres no way in hell im going over there with siccors. apparently i didnt notice i had done it cause it was so small. so later im in the shower "doing my business" and what do you know that little piece of unnoticeable revealed flesh grew...alot. plus the shampoo i was using for lube didnt help the burning much. thank god it isnt bleeding. so now its pretty dam painful. how long should i "stay off it?"



shampoo/soap in dick is bad anyway. drys you out. ur weewees gonna look like freddy kruegers face if u keep up
#12
Blueball yourself many times. At least 5 times a day. That way you get the pain because of the cut, but don't get the pleasure. Prove your manhood!
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#13
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shampoo/soap in dick is bad anyway. drys you out. ur weewees gonna look like freddy kruegers face if u keep up


dang it lol. what should i use
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#14
just use the water in the shower. dont use shampoo/soap for lube just water and ull be fine.
#15
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just use the water in the shower. dont use shampoo/soap for lube just water and ull be fine.



alrighty then
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#19
I still think the blueballing idea is the best...
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donkey the wise, very good

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#20
put some soothing skin healing cream on it.

seriously, use your common sense.
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#21
Wow...you are just plain retarted...
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#22
Quote by joeyc
So a couple of days ago i was doing some "grooming" and i notice that i had some new hair on the fun area (right on my shaft) i decided to try to shave it cause theres no way in hell im going over there with siccors. apparently i didnt notice i had done it cause it was so small. so later im in the shower "doing my business" and what do you know that little piece of unnoticeable revealed flesh grew...alot. plus the shampoo i was using for lube didnt help the burning much. thank god it isnt bleeding. so now its pretty dam painful. how long should i "stay off it?"


Not a good idea..........
#23
Quote by joeyc
dang it lol. what should i use


You should use moisturiser!

Then it will have a smooth, healthy glow.
#24
Quote by joeyc
So a couple of days ago i was doing some "grooming" and i notice that i had some new hair on the fun area (right on my shaft) i decided to try to shave it cause theres no way in hell im going over there with siccors. apparently i didnt notice i had done it cause it was so small. so later im in the shower "doing my business" and what do you know that little piece of unnoticeable revealed flesh grew...alot. plus the shampoo i was using for lube didnt help the burning much. thank god it isnt bleeding. so now its pretty dam painful. how long should i "stay off it?"


who ever uses lube in the shower?
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#25
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First time I've used this meme: "Pics or it didn't happen"

EDIT:



HahaHaha

you sir deserve +~
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Caramello wins life.

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#27
...

Okay?
Well seriously, one of two things.
#1, Join the pain olympics
#2, do what they do
#3, ???
#4, Profit.

Or Just shut up. Please.
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#28
I honestly thought this threadd was about the TS cutting off his entire dick...now that would have been a thread!

But that would have been bad for the TS though.....
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#29
Why do tell about these things here?
In the corner beside my window
There hangs a lonely photograph
There is no reason
I'd never notice a memory that could hold me back

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#35
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Just be happy you didn't end up with a DIY circumcision.



Amen, brother, If uncut is the way to go, imagine if you did the deed yourself D:


But if you do, Damn that's either so manly or so frigging stupid
#36
You should stay away from fapping for a while.
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#37
u joeyc are epicly funny
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#38
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who ever uses lube in the shower?


What are you supposed to use? You can't do it dry and you can't use water.

Unless you're weird.
#39
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what is it?


it's it!


It's a russet potato!

(Nine internets for that reference.)
#40
Quote by Survivalism
What are you supposed to use? You can't do it dry and you can't use water.

Unless you're weird.


do it dry its the only way toughen up
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Maton MS503
Squier Strat
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Digitech Jamman
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Caramello wins life.

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Caramello, that's mother****ing genius!
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