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#1
as the title says: im alone for the very first time (im 15!)

what should i do? any suggestions?
#4
Fap.
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#7
im on my own all the time heres my recipe for success.

GUITAR+AMP(VOLUME 11)=T3H FUNNEZ!
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#9
do the dishes, hoover up, dust and get the dinner started, wild times.
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as the title says: im alone for the very first time (im 15!)

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#14
Man, either your parents are overprotective or I was neglected. I used to be home alone when I was like 5/6 years old.
#16
fap, br00talz guitar, wild party, drugs, rape your sister...


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#17
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GUITAR+AMP(VOLUME 11)=T3H FUNNEZ!


+1

I like to Crank up my amp when I'm home alone
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#18
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Man, either your parents are overprotective or I was neglected. I used to be home alone when I was like 5/6 years old.

+2 years to that and then

+1
#19
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Man, either your parents are overprotective or I was neglected. I used to be home alone when I was like 5/6 years old.


you were neglected.....lucky
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fap, br00talz guitar, wild party, drugs, rape your sister...


fun times


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#22
I agree with the whole overprotective / negligent thing. I've been staying home alone for hours practically all my life and when I turned 16 I've been able to do anything I want basically as long as I don't get arrested or something.

EDIT: The whole rape your sister thing could work too I guess. Jeez I can't believe this is a serious topic lol
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#23
party, girlfriend, alcohol, music loud, food, friends, videogames. are you alone during the day or alone like my parents are out of the city and are returning tomorrow.

if it's the second what the hell are you waiting for, PARTY!
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#24
You can also roast marsmallows on the stove
PLay guitar loudzzz.
Crank music loudzz
Sing to said music loudly.
Fap.
take a shower
fap in shower.
all good choices
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#25
Just crank your amp. Shoot the neighbors cat. Rape a few children. its all cool.
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#27
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Man, either your parents are overprotective or I was neglected. I used to be home alone when I was like 5/6 years old.


i think you were neglected, the first time i was home alone was like 10-11 and i used to play with fire a lot and never learnt my lesson

anyway i think you (the dude who posted this) should get a **** load of people round get drunk get stoned get laid with someone unclean (so you have a memory) and then don't bother cleaning and then once your parents get home and ask what happened say that Santa came early and he was drunk
#28
um are they gone gone for a long extended period or are they gone as in theyll be back today or tommorow, becuase if its them bieng gone for more than one day then throw a party if not, just throwe a mini party with yourself
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#29
Have had my parents home for about 3 days the last 2½ weeks. Dont know but I'm so damn use to it the only thing I do that I don't do when they are home is partys + play guitar at around 0100-0300. And Fap. Massive amounts of fap.
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#30
ok so i cranked up my amp almost to max and then my neighbours came in (yes they have a key) all my friends are an 2 hours away with the bus so that's not going to work

ps: i'm alone the WHOLE day

pps: let's shoot the neighbours dog , i hate him thanks for the advice
#32
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#34
Make some calls and get some weed. You'll have the best day of your life. Make sure to smoke it all. I'm sure you have at least $10 and...know people...right??
#35
I was gonna suggest something but the "rape your sister" suggestion seems fine, too.

Have at it and enjoy!
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ok so i cranked up my amp almost to max and then my neighbours came in (yes they have a key) all my friends are an 2 hours away with the bus so that's not going to work

ps: i'm alone the WHOLE day

pps: let's shoot the neighbours dog , i hate him thanks for the advice


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#40
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i am now convinced you are crazy, and stop smiling so damn much.




Neighbors have a key?.........

Being home for just a day doesn't leave much time for anything. A party wont work and you should not drink at that age.

Chill and plan some guitar or something.........
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