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Dude I found out today that my grandparents are the ****! My great grandpa is in the boxing hall of fame because he trained Rocky Marciano, and my grandma danced with Mickey Mantle at the Baseball Hall of Fame inaguration ceremony. Tell me some cool stuff about your grandparents!
#3
My Grandad invented the plastic used on plastic zips on ziploc bags
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...Some of us crash land, some of us eject...

...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new
#4
my grandma is a diabetic

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97 Fender Hot Rod Deluxe

Yeh the SICK! bit sounds a bit stupid.

#5
My grandfather on my dad's side shot himself in a hunting accident, and my grandfather on my mother's side is a painter...woohoo

lol
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#6
My Grandfather is in the Canadian Sports Hall of Fame for horse racing. He won a bunch of big races (I'm not sure of the names), and met the Queen doing so.
#7
My Grandfather was second in command of the KMD Chinese Nationalist Army during World War II. He is now exiled in China.
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#8
my grandpa designed submarines for lockheed martin
and my cousins grandfather was the co-CEO of disney (hes filthy rich)
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#10
Mine listen to sympho metal and Tom Waits and Pink Floyd.
Also, thanks to the efforts of my granddad, we have no smallpox and no polio in Europe.
#11
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Mine are dead. One was in the Hitler youth.


i know this isnt a funny post, but it is just so perfect for first post
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#13
One grandad died I dunno how though. The other is a sterotypical grumpy old guy who likes sports and his dog. My grandmothers are just the typical old ladies.
#15
my grandpa threatened to cut my cousins face off once. with a switchblade. and he rode a harley-davidson
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#16
My grandpa hitch-hiked across Europe and wrote a book about it. In 1958 I think.

He's awesome. I think he saw Chuck Berry live too.
#17
Well I'm pretty awesome in general.

My granddad was in WW2 as a radiooperator on a bomber for the americans, and my grandmom was a nurse for the red army or something. They met during the war and fell in love.
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#18
My Grandads brother fought at Dunkirk, my Grandad when working at a prisoner of war camp got a hand carved ash tray with an elephant on which he still has.

also my Grandmas 4"11 and my Grandad isnt much taller

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#19
Like everybody in the UK of their age my grandparents have or had plenty of war stories that made me think of them as heroes.
#20
My Grandfather invented the Cobb salad!

If anyone gets the reference I will love you for ever and ever
#21
My grandfather got shot in the knee, And he was in the Korean war.
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#22
my grandfather was in the airforce and has a whole bunch of medals and honors and he smokes a ton of weed, and he likes sex.
Oct. 20th, 2009: New guitar AND front row for Mars Volta.

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#24
My grandad speaks 9 languages and is a translator. Hes translated for the pope personally before. He is also a buddist and has written books on it. Search for him, his name is Amadaeo Sole-Leris. He is Catalan and thats why i am too
#26
My grandfather was a vigilante with two barrels full of rock salt

This one time there were cases reported about how somebody has been torturing the cats. So my grandfather did some detective work and caught two boys in the act so he got his shotgun out.

Needless to say, the cats are living a happy life now
#27
oh my friends granddaddy was a nazis and his grandmama was a jew, which I slightly amusing.
Oct. 20th, 2009: New guitar AND front row for Mars Volta.

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Is that a ukulele in your pants, or did you just rip ass to the tune of "Aloha Oi"?


I met Sonic Youth on June 30th, and Mars Volta on Oct 20th.
#28
My grandpa on my mom's side won a national scholarship to study anywhere in England he chose (we're from Canada), he won the Junior Canadian Pentathlon, held the Junior Canadian record for javelin throw AND worked for NASA :O
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#29
My grandfather was the first man to import a Ford Mustang into Ireland
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PRS Custom 24
Tanglewood ROCK III
Epiphone LP Custom
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Epiphone Explorer
Ibanez GRG07LTD2
Marhsall AVT100
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#30
Quote by _Mayday_
My Grandfather invented the Cobb salad!

If anyone gets the reference I will love you for ever and ever


There was something like that on Curb Your Enthusiasm....erm...Cliff Cobb maybe?
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

...Some of us crash land, some of us eject...

...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new
#31
my grandma had lunch with Charles Manson when he was just a troubled youth.
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#32
My grandma got drunk and kissed my girlfriend
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#33
Quote by Red33
my grandma had lunch with Charles Manson when he was just a troubled youth.


So SHE was the cataclyst?!
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#34
Quote by _Mayday_
My Grandfather invented the Cobb salad!

If anyone gets the reference I will love you for ever and ever


Curb Your Enthusiasm...Season 2 XD
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#35
My pap used to sell cocaine. My gram sells pain killers. My step pap built custom bikes, did drugs, and liked to pull his pants down and talk with his ass.
#36
My grandpa sold sandpaper...
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#37
my grandpa was in he mafia and played for the giants
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