#1
Alright so my day just got ruined... Again. I was really excited to see a friend of mine who I haven't seen in ages, and she decided to cancel on me at the absolute last moment. So She's done this a few times lately and it's pissing me off, but that's not the point. So my day is ruined right? I don't want it to be, and that's why I want your help. Now I have a car with a full tank of gas, and $20. I don't want to spend any of it if possible, I'm just looking for ideas on what I can do. So I'll leave it up to the pit.


P.S. if anyone says fap or rape I'll kick their e-asses.
#3
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Rap her and then fape afterwords, for funsies.

+1!
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#5
Quote by Msu_Man04
Rap her and then fape afterwords, for funsies.

Yeah, lay some mad beats on her and some nice smooth rhymes!
#7
Quit bitching and fap to a picture of her. That way you won't hear her bitch when you say "Swallow or you get it in the eye!"
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#8
Why would you want financial advice from monkeys...?
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#9
Quote by wizards?
Alright so my day just got ruined... Again. I was really excited to see a friend of mine who I haven't seen in ages, and she decided to cancel on me at the absolute last moment. So She's done this a few times lately and it's pissing me off, but that's not the point. So my day is ruined right? I don't want it to be, and that's why I want your help. Now I have a car with a full tank of gas, and $20. I don't want to spend any of it if possible, I'm just looking for ideas on what I can do. So I'll leave it up to the pit.


P.S. if anyone says fap or rape I'll kick their e-asses.

Go to a movie.

First serious answer.
#10
Quote by GodofCheesecake
Why would you want financial advice from monkeys...?

I'm not asking for financial advice, most people in the pit know how to have fun though and I'm all by myself so I thought someone could help me out, but I guess idiots that have posted in this thread just don't find anything funny besides rape and fap so I'm probably not going to get any help.

Thanks Seargent slayer, but I've seen everything that's been released lately. Good idea though.
#12
Quote by wizards?
I'm not asking for financial advice, most people in the pit know how to have fun though and I'm all by myself so I thought someone could help me out, but I guess idiots that have posted in this thread just don't find anything funny besides rape and fap so I'm probably not going to get any help.


Buy a pair of slippers and a dildo...
If you don't like the slippers, you can go **** yourself!
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#13
Quote by wizards?
Alright so my day just got ruined... Again. I was really excited to see a friend of mine who I haven't seen in ages, and she decided to cancel on me at the absolute last moment. So She's done this a few times lately and it's pissing me off, but that's not the point. So my day is ruined right? I don't want it to be, and that's why I want your help. Now I have a car with a full tank of gas, and $20. I don't want to spend any of it if possible, I'm just looking for ideas on what I can do. So I'll leave it up to the pit.


P.S. if anyone says fap or rape I'll kick their e-asses.

Hookers.
#14
Quote by crackhutch
Buy a pair of slippers and a dildo...
If you don't like the slippers, you can go **** yourself!

Huh, you'd think that would make me laugh the eighteenth time I've heard someone say that... Nope, didn't work.
#15
Go out, buy lube lots of it, find migit porn, jerk the gerk to it, time this, jerk the gerk to it again but try to beat your previous time, keep doind thid untill you are happy with your time.... or start laughing to hard at the midgit porn
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#16
Quote by wizards?
Huh, you'd think that would make me laugh the eighteenth time I've heard someone say that... Nope, didn't work.


Hey man, pull the **** out of your ass and take a joke...you're in the pit, if you want some serious advice, ask your mom.
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#17
The fact that I see nothing unusual about all these rape suggestions is kind of frightening...

Seriously, what're you gonna do with 20 dollars? Seeing a movie seems like a good suggestion. Why not call some friends who WON'T abandon you and hang out with them? Go see the movie together. Drop all your plans and do what you've always wanted. Paint a masterpiece. Write a brilliant song. Climb the tallest hill in the county and fly a kite. Read this
http://xkcd.com/137/
Do whatever you want
#20
Why so serious?
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nice discovery, sir.


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#22
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