#1
dear all actors musicians and comedians and other famous guys in 2008

please, stop dying, i know it seems cool to you to all the sudden keel over at age 50 instead of living to see yourself become a washup and stuff liek that but please, dying is not the answer to your problems. and i know you may be tempted to follow the examples of Heath Ledger, Bernie Mac, Kevin Dubrow (even tho he was an 07er), and george carlin, but i assure you these people are all bad apples and are only out to set a bad example for other famous people, so please guys, i know it seems like a good idea and stuff, but dont die. or else santa wont get you any presents!


all included in this list exept: Axl Rose, George Bush, Bill Oreily, Chris Crocker, the Jonas Brothers, Billy Ray cyrus and his supercuts haircut (a trilion e cookies to the guy who gets that reference), the guy who gets a trillion e cookies for getting my billy ray cyrus reference
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3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#2
This letter should stop them from dying.
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#4
Ah yes, this should do the trick.
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#6
Thanks; no one will want to die anymore.
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#9
You have to admit though, George Carlin was pretty old when he died
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#10
George Carlin was 71 and had like 4 heart attacks before his death, what are you talking about?
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#13
Quote by Fuzzbox91

please, stop dying, i know it seems cool to you to all the sudden keel over at age 50 instead of living to see yourself become a washup and stuff liek that but please, dying is not the answer to your problems.

I'd hardly say Mac and the likes died as an answer to their problems.