#1
So if you had a robot...how would it change your life? What would you use it for?

I'll go by Isaac Asimov's three laws of robotics:

* A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
* A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
* A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

First of all, I'd give my robot cool racing stripes so I could tell him apart from the others, and according to the laws of physics...they'd make him go faster!
Then he'd exist pretty much to do more chores so I could play guitar more

Aaaand, I'd use him as a rugby buddy, so I could practise my kicking without having to run and fetch the ball everytime

Your turn!!!
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#2
I probably wouldn't use it. The novelty would soon wear off and I'd get bored of not doing chores.

Acutally. i'd use it to do the ironing. And dress it up frequently.
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#6
Teach him to play drums, then get another to play bass, another guitarist, then i'd form a kick-ass band. It would be called... iBand!
#7
I'd make it play guitar and he'd be my jamming buddy. I'd also make him cook, clean and do the laundry along with letting me ride him around (did you see how far they can jump) I wish I had a robot.
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#8
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My robot would be female.

*fap fap fap*

My robot would be female

*orders a "a damn sandwich, bitch!"*
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#9
i'd use it simply for housework and to beat cats to death..rules of robotics say nutin bout animals
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#10
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I would use the robot to assault and kidnap young women and hold them down for me...

Rape just got a whole lot easier.


LEARN THE RULES!!

It can't hurt humans...if you want them assaulted you'll just have to do it yourself!
Besides, if the young woman asked it to let go, it'd have to do it...your plan is flawed!
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

...Some of us crash land, some of us eject...

...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new
#11
I order my robot to disregard the order I am currently giving him.
/paradox-head-explosion.
#12
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I order my robot to disregard the order I am currently giving him.
/paradox-head-explosion.

When you see-OH ****!


I'd get TIRED OF THESE MUTAH****IN ROBOTS IN MY MUTHA****IN HOUSE.
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#13
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I would use the robot to assault and kidnap young women and hold them down for me...

Rape just got a whole lot easier.


lmao thats bad.....
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#14
From the thread title, I thought this was something to do with another overpriced, overstyled and overmarketed Apple product.
btw, Asimov wrote 'I, Robot', not 'iRobot'.
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My robot would be female.

*fap fap fap*

i lol'd
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From the thread title, I thought this was something to do with another overpriced, overstyled and overmarketed Apple product.
btw, Asimov wrote 'I, Robot', not 'iRobot'.


I know...but I'm watching the film, and I thought it was called that...I wasn't really paying all that much attention to be honest, I just wanted to make a nice fun thread for some people to enjoy
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

...Some of us crash land, some of us eject...

...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new
#17
Secks.
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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#18
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I know...but I'm watching the film, and I thought it was called that...I wasn't really paying all that much attention to be honest, I just wanted to make a nice fun thread for some people to enjoy

I thought the film was horrible. So if I had a robot, I'd make it track down and destroy every copy of the film.
And then bring me ice cream.
#19
TS is watching E4.

I wouldn't use one, if I Robot has taught me anything, it is that Robots are bad people...

...Get it, lul, I crack myself up.
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#20
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I order my robot to disregard the order I am currently giving him.
/paradox-head-explosion.

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This man deserves my +1

+1

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#22
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TS is watching E4.

I wouldn't use one, if I Robot has taught me anything, it is that Robots are bad people...

...Get it, lul, I crack myself up.


I'm actually watching the 6th sense on ITV2 now...so my next thread will probably be "If you had a 6th sense...what would you do with it?"
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

...Some of us crash land, some of us eject...

...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new
#23
i want a robot to deal with the wife....except all the sex and the good things about being married ...so i want a robot for about 95% of marriage
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#24
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I'm actually watching the 6th sense on ITV2 now...so my next thread will probably be "If you had a 6th sense...what would you do with it?"

Lol, that could actually work as decent thread.

I'm pretty sure Old School is on now on BBC 1, so I'm off for a little bit.

Buh bye UG.
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#25
If i had a robot, it would be Optimus Prime! Me and optimus would play ping pong for hours on end, and then he would cook me a romantic candle lit dinner, before taking me for a beautiful evening stroll along the beach............I LOVE YOU OPTIMUS!!
#26
Nah. In the case of a paradox, they would probably just program it to disregard the order and erase the record from memory, therefore circumventing overheating and massive head explosion :P.

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